Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy

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Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy
Vérité Offer Upgrade User ID: 72824791 United States 08/19/2016 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy What do you consider to be a true patriot? Is it the quiet guy in the corner who will protect you, no matter what your thoughts/beliefs are? Is it the outspoken woman who's claiming that we need to fight for our rights as she stands in the streets pulling a large crowd? Is it the parents who are doing everything that they can to protect their children, while attempting to keep their teeth gritted together because of the real danger that is imposed towards their family? What's your opinion? "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." ~ Jack Handy Deplorable and proud! That's MY president! “In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act” ~ George Orwell

eagleheart User ID: 72775492 United States 08/19/2016 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy ALL OF THEM.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72707911 United States 08/19/2016 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Vérité (OP) User ID: 72677578 United States 08/20/2016 08:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72707911 How does that have anything to do with patriotism? Deplorable and proud! That's MY president! “In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act” ~ George Orwell
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