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So ,..... I got my concealed Gun permit yesterday | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 45319600 United States08/22/2016 01:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64910374 When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. I stripped down , facing her. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Still, I don't think I looked that bad. Wtf lol. Hahahahahahahaha Thats terrible. I cant say I would have understood her command but I would have definitely asked her to clarify what she meant by " strip down facing me " before I took any articles of clothing off loool You really took hour shirt and pants off? Bwaaaaahahahaha |
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| Phillip J. Fry User ID: 72834501 United States08/22/2016 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64910374 When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. I stripped down , facing her. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Still, I don't think I looked that bad. She laughed at your snub-nose full of .22 shorts?  . "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70385689 United States08/22/2016 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64910374 When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. I stripped down , facing her. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Still, I don't think I looked that bad.  |
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| curry nosher User ID: 72138689  Nepal08/22/2016 10:04 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64910374 When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. I stripped down , facing her. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Still, I don't think I looked that bad.  ... i had to read that again to get it! Guess i am old too lol. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 55479587  Colombia08/22/2016 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oooh you got your ** Permit ** you mean that you PAID for something so the government allows you to have it... another illusion created by governments. permits..... wtf man if you want to have a gun with you you carry one with you no one that can fucking say what to do, noooo the Government has to allow it, they need to give a PERMIT, like i said all illusion its another source of income for the government.... has nothing to do with security or anything like that.... .....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64910374 When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. I stripped down , facing her. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Still, I don't think I looked that bad. |
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| Starknight User ID: 72812082  Venezuela08/22/2016 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was your credit card.....  ???1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. @Starknight921 |
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| *H2O Bro User ID: 70736902 United States08/22/2016 12:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BAHAHAHAHAHAH!  You just wanted to show her your wee wee. Last Edited by *H2O Bro on 08/22/2016 12:12 PM :battleflag: “The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.” - Bruce Lee :Trumpbanner: |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32661866 United States08/22/2016 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64910374 When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. I stripped down , facing her. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Still, I don't think I looked that bad. Why the fuck do you start sentences with SO? Fucking retard |
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