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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72842433 United States 08/26/2016 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you never met/been with a nympho before? They are batshit crazy and will throw themselves at you. Nothing to do with millenials.... You broke some rules here. 1.) Don't stick your dick in crazy. 2.) If you stick your dick in crazy, DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Good luck bro. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72782207 United States 08/26/2016 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cuz millennial dudes are super pussies plus you got your own place and a car I'm 37 same thing here I slay millennial pussy on the regular. Note to OP, buy a bunch of jeweled butt plugs of ebay, like $10 each. They all love them it drives them crazy have a different color for each girl |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72369318 Germany 08/26/2016 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cuz millennial dudes are super pussies plus you got your own place and a car I'm 37 same thing here I slay millennial pussy on the regular. Note to OP, buy a bunch of jeweled butt plugs of ebay, like $10 each. They all love them it drives them crazy have a different color for each girl Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72782207 Do they work with you? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72782207 United States 08/26/2016 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Slayed many from work but not only from there. Never used tinder just walk up like a boss and show them your interested. They can sense fear so if you approach ZFG (zero fucks given) they will get moist. I'm not even that good looking, maybe barely above averag with a few extra pounds even but im funny and fearless |
Occam's Cordless Razor User ID: 64485956 United States 08/26/2016 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Im gonna keep this shit as short as possible. So dont fucking bitch about grammar or spelling.. This is a forum, not a Harvard essay. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72369318 I am a 36 year old dude who quit my job 3 months ago. I was a software engineer. I can easily retire right now if I wanted too. I was making 6 figures a year. I decided to quit my job due to the long hours and stress. It wasnt worth my sanity. I used to work in the restaurant industry in my teens so I decided to apply at restaurants. I had the best time of my life in the restaurant industry. Too many laid back people, unlike REAL jobs where you have a bunch of old boring fucks working. After applying to a few places, I got a call from a busy upscale restaurant. I applied as a Host. On my 1st day of training there, this 19 year old chick was my trainer. During that whole shift, I could tell she was reallyyyyyy into me. Her body language gave it away. At the end of the shift, she gave me a big hug and said "see you tomorrow OP!!!!". On my second day, as soon as i walked in the restaurant she came up running to me to give me a hug. The bitch almost broke my back, lol. Again, on the second day, it became really really obvious she was into me. The way she was staring into my eyes. I could definitely tell she wanted to fuck me. Now I consider myself to be a good looking guy. I am 5'11, and have an athletic muscular body. The part that i dont get is why is a 19 year old chick into a 36 year old??? She doesnt know that i am rich or shit like that. I havent told her anything... I lied to her about my past work. I just told her I was working odd jobs here and there. On third day, she gave me her number, I didnt even ask for it... Long story short, we have been talking alot. She texts me at 1 in the morning and shit. Just last night, i invited her over to my house. She said she wanted to watch a movie. She brought some weed, but i didnt know until she took it out. I have smoked before, but it has been a while. Anyway, we both got high as fuck. She got super super horny. She started touching herself and shit. I was like WTF is the bitch doing, lol.. Long story short, we ended up fucking 3 times that night. I literally blew my load 2 minutes each time. She was so fucking hot. I had to do foreplay for a long time inorder to recharge. I just couldnt hold it. that being said, why the fuck is this girl so horny and into older guys?? any GLPer on here to shine some light. here is a pic of her. she looks ALOT better in person. [link to imgur.com] Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.--Some guy from Baltimore. People keep looking to government for the answer and government is the problem.--Ronald Reagan Occam's Cordless Deplorable Honky Razor |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70975244 United States 08/26/2016 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72833649 Sweden 08/26/2016 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you never met/been with a nympho before? They are batshit crazy and will throw themselves at you. Nothing to do with millenials.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 You broke some rules here. 1.) Don't stick your dick in crazy. 2.) If you stick your dick in crazy, DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Good luck bro. not that hard to make anyone break it off with you and make it look like they wanted to do it :D |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72842433 United States 08/26/2016 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54875324 United States 08/26/2016 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cuz millennial dudes are super pussies plus you got your own place and a car I'm 37 same thing here I slay millennial pussy on the regular. Note to OP, buy a bunch of jeweled butt plugs of ebay, like $10 each. They all love them it drives them crazy have a different color for each girl Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72782207 |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72369318 Germany 08/26/2016 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. What in the actual fuck??? It possible those sites stole her pic. I got her pic from her instagram |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72842433 United States 08/26/2016 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. What in the actual fuck??? It possible those sites stole her pic. I got her pic from her instagram LOL right, because you are so special and unique thats why she threw herself at you........ More like she is a nympho and that would explain why she threw yourself at you and why she solicits a site like that. The name of the photo is Elovin1 too. Coincidentally, young nympho chicks are usually into Ecstasy. |
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Floyd Gondolli User ID: 45665622 United States 08/26/2016 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. OP got busted! Fake pic, fake story, nice try. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58366187 United States 08/26/2016 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You think you are special? I am 61 and I still get numbers from 25 year olds . I am NOT rich. I turn on women through communication techniques. Plus, I have had many who give me the eye and fall in love immediately. I've had this sort of trouble from 25 on up. All races. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72867858 United States 08/26/2016 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. If she isn't in a relationship, is she a unicorn? IDK, but if so OP she is probably into MFF. Maybe you just drove her crazy with lust. |
Buellmph User ID: 67674133 United States 08/26/2016 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you never met/been with a nympho before? They are batshit crazy and will throw themselves at you. Nothing to do with millenials.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 You broke some rules here. 1.) Don't stick your dick in crazy. 2.) If you stick your dick in crazy, DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Good luck bro. I think ive written this exact response before. |
BrokenTech User ID: 71296882 United States 08/26/2016 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you never met/been with a nympho before? They are batshit crazy and will throw themselves at you. Nothing to do with millenials.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 You broke some rules here. 1.) Don't stick your dick in crazy. 2.) If you stick your dick in crazy, DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Good luck bro. I think ive written this exact response before. Might have to give them a try. Always kept my distance due to all their bullshit drama. Take it for what it is I guess. And if they start any shit around the house, I'll have the cop next door take care of it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71362141 United States 08/26/2016 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. What in the actual fuck??? It possible those sites stole her pic. I got her pic from her instagram oh my mistake, she really loves you. and she was a virgin before last night and she hopes she was able to pleasure you because you know, your the one shes been waiting for her whole life... she told me she really felt that way about you... shes in the bathroom crapping the cum out of her but she will be back soon, don't you worry buddy :) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69532175 United States 08/26/2016 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. Mmmhmmm And that's why this story is |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72840319 United States 08/26/2016 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. OP got busted! Fake pic, fake story, nice try. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69532175 United States 08/26/2016 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you never met/been with a nympho before? They are batshit crazy and will throw themselves at you. Nothing to do with millenials.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 You broke some rules here. 1.) Don't stick your dick in crazy. 2.) If you stick your dick in crazy, DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Good luck bro. I think ive written this exact response before. Might have to give them a try. Always kept my distance due to all their bullshit drama. Take it for what it is I guess. And if they start any shit around the house, I'll have the cop next door take care of it. WTF is Nympho? Is this 1950? Women like to fuck Men like to fuck Stop with the names Ps 19 does not a woman make |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72864695 United States 08/26/2016 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. What in the actual fuck??? It possible those sites stole her pic. I got her pic from her instagram ROFLMAO GLP just upended this motherfucker's life. Seriously man, I am a software engineer. Go back to work. Your headed for serious fucking trouble. Software engineers that have idle time on their hands usually end up in trouble. Just go reverse Linux into assembly or something ;p Keep your chin up. Ass like this is going to fuck your brain up. |
Useless Cookie Eater User ID: 29696048 United States 08/26/2016 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I searched that imgur picture on tin eye search engine. Her pic shows up on an adult swingers website. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72842433 [link to files.adultspace.com] She is getting lots of dick. Mmmhmmm And that's why this story is |