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'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145

 
South Stoked

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'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
An Indonesian man who claims to be the longest living human in recorded history has described how he “just wants to die”.

Mbah Gotho, from Sragen in central Java, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card.

Now officials at the local record office say they have finally been able to confirm that remarkable date as genuine.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

FUCKIN REMARKABLE
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Mr Gotho has outlived all 10 of his siblings, four wives, and even his children. His nearest living relatives are grand children, great grand children, and great-great grandchildren.
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It's got to be a hoax. No man lives that long anymore.
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It sure took him a long time to get ready.

Is it an omen?

People will seek death and won't be able to find it.
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It's got to be a hoax. No man lives that long anymore.
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dont think so, but ive been fooled before...
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Re: 'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
Think of how many shit shows that guy has had to watch. That being said I would hope to be able to convert myself to light or sound at will by that point.
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08/27/2016 12:57 PM
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I think this goes to show that we (normal people) just aren't programmed to want to live forever.
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I think this goes to show that we (normal people) just aren't programmed to want to live forever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36750707


Yet the so called elite think they could live forever. One of the rottenchilds has had seven new hearts, old sorrows is said to have had three new hearts.........

Fug it as I just thought of an old English expression..

Aye, have a heart...

(Where do those people get new hearts I posit. Aye.)
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lying goat fiddling fuckers
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When asked what his secret to longevity is, Mbah replied: "The recipe is just patience."


WHAT DOES I MEAN ?
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I think this goes to show that we (normal people) just aren't programmed to want to live forever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36750707


If we didn't have to grow old I would want to live forever. Imagine having the wisdom of old age with the vigor of youth.
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He looks great at 145!
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Now that's hard time.
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No wonder the poor fella wants out. They should provide him with as many opiates to overdose on as he wants. And a few to enjoy before.
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Re: 'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
When asked what his secret to longevity is, Mbah replied: "The recipe is just patience."


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 Quoting: deep 72872174


The opposite of patience is impatience.

Impatience = more tensed muscles = blood vensns restricted = higher blood pressure
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When asked what his secret to longevity is, Mbah replied: "The recipe is just patience."


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 Quoting: deep 72872174


Patience at the shit life throws at you maybe.
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But part of me doesn't even believe it is possible to live that long. That's basically two life times. I smell bs.
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If you believe this guy is 145 I have some property to sell you.
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Re: 'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
science has confirmed that our bodies - if well taken care of, can last for hundredS of years - even the bible comfirms that our ancestors lived very long lives

thanks to genetic modification of first our water, then our food and soil, and now our air - our live span has been reduced for the first time since they started recording births

Forty years ago , the average life expectency of a male (in the US) was 72 - not to forget that there are 316,600 "centenarians" living fairly active and somewhat independent lives, worldwide - (only about ten percent of our "elders" end up in nursing homes) In the USA, there are 72,000 people over 100 years old - even though our life-span has been reduced on average to 69 years.

I attribute their longevity to organic food - the Boomers were the first to be introduced to "processed" foods, but that was later in life and most of them still grow gardens because they missed the taste (an nutrients) in "organic" veggies and dairy products - and couldn't find it in stores.

being a Boomer, myself,I reaconize the advantage of the lest exposed to Flouride and gmo's - than the following generations ... and I think that accounts for some of my better than average health - plus I inherited great genes - so I am expecting to live up to my originally predicted (by gov) life-span of 125 years but my goal is two hundred - or 10 generations -

because, I believe - by then, according to some reliable sources, Nature can reproduce/duplicate genetically an upgraded version of your specific body - and you can avoid death, by transferring your consciousness into it, and continue life in YOUR new body ( with upgrades- every other century) cool huh?

and now you understand why the priority of the PTB is to keep you in Death (population control), to suppress your and OUR collective consciousness of how to experience Eternal Life - without having to waste Time, in death or being a slave to the Hierarchies.
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Re: 'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
145??? Talk about pure hell.

:jay:
 Quoting: Chip


If you have no quality of life, then it sure is. If we remained vital then 145 would be great.
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Re: 'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
fuck that im 26 and about ready
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Re: 'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
Gypsies lie
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Gypsies lie
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Re: 'Longest living human' says he is ready for death at 145
145??? Talk about pure hell.

:jay:
 Quoting: Chip


If you have no quality of life, then it sure is. If we remained vital then 145 would be great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


i totally agree, life is about living not existing.





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