The Vegan Sex Song. Funny Vegan Anthem with STRANGE DANCES

PETA stands for "people eating tasty animals"

Now, if you can only persuade all of those inherently carnivorous predators of the air, the land, and the sea in the natural food chain, you might stand a chance of making some progress.

I do not care if people are vegan or if they eat their own shit.

It does bother me when these vegan shit eaters protest what other people enjoy eating.

ignorant

Did I just hear "my dick is soft like a steamed squash, baby" ?

Yeah well the difference here is they are integral parts of insanely complex ecosystems, whereas we unnecessarily raise and slaughter billions upon billions of animals every year in the most despicable ways imaginable.

There are far easier and more ethical ways to harm your body if you so wish to.

Plants are life as well, Vegans get all upset about killing animals. Life is life.

What no John Sakars? the ultimate vegan cringe

Women who've been with vegan athletes know the secret. ;)

A valid point for which they do not have an answer.

I always say it is a shame we have to eat at all... but they never get what I really mean. I suggest that the physical reality we are in is the real issue and getting out of here is the real challenge.

but they never catch on to that.

A diet of only vegetables, fruit and grains would not be that efficient and require vast amounts of land.

remember that hay and grass which feeds most animals grows on marginal land for which you could not grow food that we could eat in many cases.