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Basketball Season is almost here.

 
Craazee8
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Basketball Season is almost here.
The Olympics are over, and our victorious team of tough-as-nails, hard working decent down to earth Americans are victorious again, showing the world that we are truly No.1 in basketball.

The Yo's are feeling the summer ending and rolling out to da' courts to begin putting on a dazzling display of sweet-as-molasses jukes and jives, of rainbow jumpers and power dunks. The city is alive as you walk past each court, and see Trey and Shaq and Oddell and TJ and Lil Daryl as they bump elbows, jostle for position and enjoy the honest effort of a fair game of 'Hoops' as they like to call it.

The thought of cappin' azz is put a way for a while, and the thought of making that oh-so-perfect no-look pass, or reaching high and releasing that on-a-rope 3 pointer as you fade away takes over. Sure, there is still gun violence, but there will be time for drug dealing and drive bys later, after the game is contested.

Big or little, we are all big today, as orange balls bounce pounce pitter-patter off the streets and da' boys head down to the school yard, and the sweet air gently carries the sounds of summer fading, and net's swishing mark the start of hoops season.

It's all good. All good, I say. Game is ten, loser outs, no shirt or skins, just remember who your men are, and good luck to you and your crew!

Last Edited by Craazee8 on 09/06/2016 01:24 PM
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American sport is a joke completely rigged so a few selected people can become millionare by placing bets and complete control of every foul etc so the selected team wins...

They probably even paid stars of a team so they let the other team wins...


completely fucked up is USA sport beyond crazy how corrupt it has become. fuck it I used to like it actually..

Sorry my english.
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Yeah? I certainly don't care, and neither should you.
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American sport is a joke completely rigged so a few selected people can become millionare by placing bets and complete control of every foul etc so the selected team wins...

They probably even paid stars of a team so they let the other team wins...


completely fucked up is USA sport beyond crazy how corrupt it has become. fuck it I used to like it actually..

Sorry my english.
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if you prefer sitting around your hut, practicing your spear chucking markmanship, so you might be able to spear a few and provide mammalito some protein for the jerk sauce, then good luck to you
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Yeah? I certainly don't care, and neither should you.
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White Pessimism can't jump! Don't try to bring the rest of us down with your cultural elitism. We all don't have Pollo Ponys, Chip.
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Basketball? That's a black sport, isn't it? Who gives a fuck?
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Basketball? That's a black sport, isn't it? Who gives a fuck?
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Hammering a few peach baskets to the gym door was a Candadian thing made popular by the first Premier of Ontario, James 'Doc J' Naismith, who was as white as your mommy's underboob, Ku Klux. He also invented the flush toilet.

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Come on really..the only school that counts is Kansas. Not from there but cant deny the Jhawks.
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Come on really..the only school that counts is Kansas. Not from there but cant deny the Jhawks.
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It's too flat to do drive-by's in Kansas. Especially now with the drones chasing you. Kansas is finished as a b-ball power.

This is why Butler and Xavier are so good now. Better get-a-way routes back to the dorms.

Last Edited by Craazee8 on 09/06/2016 09:52 AM
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I will call you "White Mamba" if you call me "Vanilla Thunder!"
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You may be able to eat Crispy Cremes bite for bite with the great Charles Barkley, but you will never be able to knock people out of the post with your huge ass the way he could.

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O goodie we get to watch a bunch of guys run to the left then to the right on the TEE-VEE.
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Naggerball sucks.
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O goodie we get to watch a bunch of guys run to the left then to the right on the TEE-VEE.
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If by 'run to the left then run to the right' you mean groups of five men working like one, hustling up and down the court, setting screens and boxing out, switching off and playing steely defense, working down into the blocks and watching out for the kick out off the low post, or the penetration of the speedy point guard who sucks the defense in for the kick out for the rainbow three from the lethal swing man, while the trees jostle for position in the paint, fighting for each pull, then yes.
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Naggerball sucks.
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The only think sucking on naggerballs is your mom.
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Naggerball sucks.
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The only think sucking on naggerballs is your mom.
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laugh
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Naggers run back and forth chasing a ball,


BORING.
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Naggers run back and forth chasing a ball,


BORING.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2292694


The beauty of the game is in the constant motion, the blending of five unique wills into one awesome machine of passing, cutting, finding the open man, getting the smart shot and then in hustling back to protect your own goal.

The Big man, holding down the paint. They playmaker directing the offense, the swing men constantly in motion seeking the split second in which to unload the merciless beautiful deadly jumper, and the power forward, slipping in the cracks to get quickly where the other big man is a step slow.

power, grace, athleticism all on display. The ballet of the big men.
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Re: Basketball Season is almost here.
Cleveland is now the capital of the world. Lebron James, the King reigns supreme and the warm golden sun weaves glistening golden over the serene waves of lake Erie.

The world is round, the basketball is round, and that phat cleveland azz is round round round
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Cleveland is now the capital of the world. Lebron James, the King reigns supreme and the warm golden sun weaves glistening golden over the serene waves of lake Erie.

The world is round, the basketball is round, and that phat cleveland azz is round round round
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the hardwood is where it's at





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