To play "God's advocate" is the same as playing "Devil's Advocate", since God and the Devil are one and the same.

God and the Devil are just like the Dungeon Master and the Avenger in the "Dungeons and Dragons" TV show: they are one and the same.

God is a perverted troll, beyond any possible doubt. Synchronicities exist to prove that in any court of law.

But God (same as Devil) could hire me do be his lawyer.

To play "God's advocate" is the same as playing "Devil's Advocate", since God and the Devil are one and the same.

So, as God's lawyers, I could figure out some justifications for His behavior.

People have no idea what "eternity" means. People like to talk about "eternity", but they have no idea of the effects that eternity can have on the mental health of any being.

God is mentally ill, and that was caused by eternity.

After one sextillion of centuries, any of you would be as crazy as God is now.

You create a simulated universe (yes, because from the point of view of God, the universe is something like a computer simulation, a computer game) and you play with it for billions of years until you get bored of it, and you destroy it and create another one.

Eventually you lose all empathy for the ants living in your "ant farm". You get frustrated and angry for being alone for eternity. You are a "Forever Alone". Then you start to play with your universe in a very perverted way, creating synchronicities and watching the reactions of those little insignificant creatures down there.

You even create "lesser gods", "demons" and "angels" in order to make a bigger mess.

Eternal boredom is a terrible thing. You can see that as a justification for God's behavior.

I rest my case.