i suspect my mom made me eat human meat

bee bitch and beach boys you don't say

you are a brainer

thats funny, she told me thats its you who eats her out

At least she's cooking for you.

Call her and tell her you love her.

I thought you guys only ate pasta???

you still dont send me my money

Yer mother ate my human meat this morning..

Liver with fava beans and Chianti?

I would love to meat her

"Mommy, there's a spot in Daddy's eye!" -- "Shut up and eat around it."

"Mommy, I don't want to go see grandpa." -- "Shut up and keep digging"

"Mommy, Aunt Judy has Cancer!!" -- "I'll cook dinner extra well tonight."

"Mommy, dinner smells really old." -- "Well grandma was 92, after all..."

I doubt any of this is real.

what can i say, im deplorable