I want to slap my wife

The needleing
The nagging
The drinking
The fighting
The spending
The lying
The cheating
The provoking
The threatening

And i put up with it all because she can take the kids and MY house. Notice how i said MY HOUSE? Thats because getting drunk and watching tv and talking on the phone all day isnt a job.

But what gets me the most is when she steps up to my face like a guy would that wants a fight.

Women are way out of line these days and i think the world would be a much nicer place if you clould slap a bitch when shes getting way out of line. Im not talking about beating i am talking about a slap in the face.

I think of it as a kindly reminder that its not smart to push someone. You have to wonder what makes those guys you hear about on the news that just snap? I guarantee 9 out of 10 times it was his woman messing up everyones lives with her self centered entitled attitude.

Isnt threatening a man with taking away his kids and house about the worst thing you could do to a guy?

Is there any question why guys laugh at the thought of marriage now. We have all heard the horror stories.

Great job ladies...great job.