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CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.

 
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CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.

Doctors at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) put together a survey of a cat-born disease called "Cat-Scratch Fever" (CSF) and it may be potentially dangerous. It's the first large-scale study on the disease done in fifteen years.

The knowledge of Cat-Scratch Fever is not new, but it was once thought of to be mild. Due to this survey, the CDC concluded that it can be fatal.

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Oh well

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Oh well

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I will continue to take my chances. Lol
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
You only get it from kittens but, yeah, it's nothing to fuck with. It can cause a goiter and autoimmune spiral.
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
Cull the cats?
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Cats are fucking nasty foul creatures. Kill 'em with fire!
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One of my cousins had cat scratch fever when we were little.
It was no big deal cleared up quickly.
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Double post

Last Edited by Oldmotherhubbard on 09/21/2016 10:55 AM
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Cull the cats?
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All of them!



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You could also get the toxoplasmosis (Toxoplasma Gondi).

That shit ain't too fun. Unless of course you're already a crazy cat lady.
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You could also get the toxoplasmosis (Toxoplasma Gondi).

That shit ain't too fun. Unless of course you're already a crazy cat lady.
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Gondii

My bad.
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Oh well

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I will continue to take my chances. Lol
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It's all good :)
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
You could also get the toxoplasmosis (Toxoplasma Gondi).

That shit ain't too fun. Unless of course you're already a crazy cat lady.
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I'm responsible for 3 kitty litter boxes...yeah
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Cull the cats?
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All of them!



:catcarrier:
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Holy fuckin shit brief! I really thought that was a GLP advert!

Lmmfao
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You could also get the toxoplasmosis (Toxoplasma Gondi).

That shit ain't too fun. Unless of course you're already a crazy cat lady.
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I'm responsible for 3 kitty litter boxes...yeah
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Peee yew! I'd get checked bro!
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Cull the cats?
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All of them!



:catcarrier:
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Holy fuckin shit brief! I really thought that was a GLP advert!

Lmmfao
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Brief's got quite a catalogue

show him the fat bitch with the huge arse B.
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America has turned into a society of pussies
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Cull the cats?
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All of them!



catcarrier
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Holy fuckin shit brief! I really thought that was a GLP advert!

Lmmfao
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Brief's got quite a catalogue

show him the fat bitch with the huge arse B.
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That one got removed verysad


Here's a gunt for ya though


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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
You could also get the toxoplasmosis (Toxoplasma Gondi).

That shit ain't too fun. Unless of course you're already a crazy cat lady.
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I'm responsible for 3 kitty litter boxes...yeah
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Peee yew! I'd get checked bro!
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I don't even want to know

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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
What about spanking your monkey? Or choking your chicken?

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What about spanking your monkey? Or choking your chicken?
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...See, now that's different..
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
What about spanking your monkey? Or choking your chicken?
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They (CDC) recently said kissing your chicken is bad for your health epiclol
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
"Cat scratch fever" --brought to you by the good folks at the CDC Biological Weapons program.
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
Cats are fucking nasty foul creatures. Kill 'em with fire!
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
So what Im hearing is that cats likely cure cancer and help clear flouride from your pineal gland. Thanks CDC.
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I love cats but I have no desire to keep one as a pet. Litter boxes, toxoplasmosis & now cat scratch fever? I'll just love them from afar & keep my dog.
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That vid right there is the def. of FEAR PORN! I got scratches on my legs and never had any illness! I guess I have a superior immune system!
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My daughter had cat scratch fever when she was younger.
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Re: CDC: Cuddling your cat could kill you.
Oh well

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I will continue to take my chances. Lol
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