Best Way to Divorce The C**T Wife Without Losing Everything?

she gets half. the end. why did you marry again? to fit in? because of love? are you retarded?

I am retarded.

There's a way to keep everything and make some money.

It all starts with some chloroform.

Start hiding cash. Will take you some years, liquidate. Sell the house and move into a rental.

Quit work and divorce her in a few years. Sell everything you can and pay off all the debt you can first.

Don't leave till there is nothing to lose and no debt.

It will be worse if you do it now, much worse. Plan it out so you lose nothing.

Preserve your credit rating and no debt.

Last Edited by Xeven on 09/22/2016 09:36 PM

Does she drink heavily or do drugs? Is she abusive? Ask yourself those same questions, if your not and she is, use those as your reason for wanting a divorce and full custody. Done deal.

let this be ANOTHER in a long line of lessons to young unmarried men.
you have a 50% chance of getting wallet raped in a divorce.

flip a coin.

you truly would have to be stupid at this point to get married in this culture and civilization

...and a tragic wood chipper accident...next to a hog pen.

Good thing you just took out a $1M life insurance policy!

Hmm, well I would convert and get the divorce done while at vacation in Dubai.
He asked..Even said the C word too.

"She ran off with her boyfriend" is what you tell everyone.
Be sure you dig the hole nice and deep.

Winner

Buy bitcoin, put it in a breadwallet or another wallet where you hold your private keys.

find another guy and get him to sleep with her. Might take some work but if she cheats on you and you can get evidence (like catch them in the act, find text messages, etc) then you'll get the upper hand.

in the meantime you can start slowly funneling funds out of your accounts into cash and hiding it somewhere and/or get a locker somewhere and start putting things in it that she won't even know are missing

And if you are lucky you know someone that owns a funeral home that does cremations.

Most places in the US, a spouse can cheat and it won't hurt them at all in a divorce...especially a woman. It should, but no fault divorce changed all that.

Get a job away from home and leave her alone during the week - she will find someone else...find a really kick ass job you LOVE and remember who you always wanted to be...look forward not back...don't take the time or trouble to worry about anything but how you can get ahead.

Some say quit job and make no money to pay less - but that becomes a vicious cycle and some never recover their career...ask for benefits in the future - bigger stuff and raises later and risk going to a company that promises BIG growth - then your check won't be too big during divorce

Are there kids involved? If not you won't have to support her - and splitting stuff half and half is fair - just leave her the furniture and house - you can replace STUFF on craigslist for pennies - so take the CASH and giver her the junk - whatever she wants and more.

Do so well that you won't even CARE what she gets - leave her the crumbs of your new life

PS encourage her to develop her career an go to conferences and trainings- great places for her to hook up and think the split is her idea. She will lose weight as soon as she wants to screw someone and you won't feel guilty about taking off.

Any investments you make should not be in cash or stocks - invest your money in your development - maybe go back to school and ask her to support your dreams haha so she will make more and you will be getting a better position when it's over.

Start collecting losing loto tickets and tell everyone someday your going to hit it big.

Sorry,
but I just don't think this is very good GLP advice.

I think the OP is looking at scorched earth here.
He needs advice that is on the fringe

being a cunt is still better then someone whos unfaithful. divorcing should never be an option op, work it out.

it was meant to be hard, what part of, until death do you part, don't you understand.

heaven is on the line. this is not a bunch of smart people, well at least from what i have read this far...

Start a shitty quick home based business. Sole Proprietorship. Lose a lot of money "ON PAPER" fast in the business. I.E. Write yourself and get your friends to write you receipts for all kinds of bogus shit. Printers, fax, office supplies, etc.
VERY IMPORTANT:: MAKE SURE ALL THE EQUIPMENT RECEIPTS ARE FOR "LEASE" PAYMENTS. Do not "BUY" any equipment. You do not want to increase your assets on paper at all

Move the money to "pay" the bills into a coffee can stored somewhere extremely safe.

After 1 year, make sure you have bought all kinds of used office supplies and leased all the best equipment you need for your home based business. Make sure that you're making less money on paper than your wife. (Your wife had better be working, or this will backfire)

Once you're making 20%-50% less than your wife on paper, file for Divorce.

Source: I did this. My wife couldn't touch my legit businesses because I made sure ALL my tracks were covered with lease agreements, etc.
Now she pays me every month, and when I'm 65 I get half of her pension.

Wow! Evil fat cunt.

That is powerful. .Lots of FUPA I assume?

Kill her.

You will get 6-24 months but keep everything.

Marriage is a legal contract, find a lawyer who knows the code and pay for it, could save you on the back end.

*cough prenup, cough... cough"

next time

next time!! hahahahahahahahahahaaa!

Liquidate all possible assets. Flee to a country that doesn't have ties to the U.S. financial system and won't extradite you.

Brilliant stuff...! Well done..!
It's rare to see a real hero these days. I have hope for men if they will only learn from your great example.

Never rule out murder.