What's the name of the religion where they worship a toaster?

Brave Little Toaster-ism

Did they also all hope blow the chauffeur annually too?

Shofar, so good.

Seventh day strudelist

Mmmmm toaster shtrudel!

The Baptoasts

Kalcutta

The English Muffers

i dunno

reminds me of powdered toast man

Warmons

Is there a punch line to this?

Methodist? They might as well worship a toaster, they've went full retard on the fag and LGBT issue.

Scientology?
Toastist?

Burning Carbohydrate Monster?

There was a link with daily bread...

???

Butler

Crustacians

Crustology

Church of the Burnt White Bread MB

Living Waters with Toast and Jam

Sun worship?

Bank of America

Atheism

Attentionwhorism?

Worship a toaster?

BAAL child sacrifice?

Or satanists who long to burn in hell with their leader?

Breadbeterians.

Like Christians, and all other religions, they ALWAYS sing THIS hymn as church starts:

Metallocrustomachinaism
The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email [email protected]
Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!

??? is this it...
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A few symbols pop up here and there, but its last acolytes in Mesoamerica were eliminated by the Spaniards.

You just forced me to rewrite Act 2 scene 38.

Toastmasters?