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LOL! A little Hillary Trump joke | |
| WaistBandWiener Stink Palm  User ID: 71646708  United States09/27/2016 10:43 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol wow  Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary quickly stuffs a trio of pastries into her purse. She says to Trump "see how good I am at stealing things from others? The owner didn't see anything and now I have free treats”--"I will most definitely win the election" Clinton proclaimed. The Donald says to Hillary "you know that's the typical dishonesty, thievery, trickery and deceit you have gotten away with your ENTIRE life. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says "give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one--the owner gives him another, and a third pastry after Donald asks for 1 more. Trump quickly gobbles down the last pastry,"TA DA!" shouts Trump. The owner stares at Donald in a confusion, "I don't get it? Wheres the trick?"--Trump replies "look in Hillary's purse.", and walks away. Last Edited by WaistBandWeiner on 09/27/2016 10:52 AM Indiana sucks....Don't move here. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39516942 United States09/27/2016 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol wow Quoting: WaistBandWiener Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary quickly stuffs a trio of pastries into her purse. She says to Trump "see how good I am at stealing things from others? The owner didn't see anything and now I have free treats”--"I will most definitely win the election" Clinton proclaimed. The Donald says to Hillary "you know that's the typical dishonesty, thievery, trickery and deceit you have gotten away with your ENTIRE life. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says "give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one--the owner gives him another, and a third pastry after Donald asks for 1 more. Trump quickly gobbles down the last pastry,"TA DA!" shouts Trump. The owner stares at Donald in a confusion, "I don't get it? Wheres the trick?"--Trump replies "look in Hillary's purse.", and walks away. classic |
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| M*walk The Deplorable Low Earth Orbit User ID: 9652994 United States09/27/2016 04:26 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol wow Quoting: WaistBandWiener Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary quickly stuffs a trio of pastries into her purse. She says to Trump "see how good I am at stealing things from others? The owner didn't see anything and now I have free treats”--"I will most definitely win the election" Clinton proclaimed. The Donald says to Hillary "you know that's the typical dishonesty, thievery, trickery and deceit you have gotten away with your ENTIRE life. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says "give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one--the owner gives him another, and a third pastry after Donald asks for 1 more. Trump quickly gobbles down the last pastry,"TA DA!" shouts Trump. The owner stares at Donald in a confusion, "I don't get it? Wheres the trick?"--Trump replies "look in Hillary's purse.", and walks away.  “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73073819 United States09/27/2016 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hillary and Kaine decided to watch the redskins football game, they decided to be clever and avoid traffic using a camel gifted to them by the Saudis , This worked well, no traffic jams and easily went around them, this worked for weeks. then one day they came out of the game and saw 20 camels parked, Hillary asked which camel is ours, Kaine said I know, so he lifts up the tail of a camel and looks up and says, no, this is not our camel, so ge does the same to the next camel and says no this is not our camel. Hillary said, kaine what are you doing ? Kaine says , Hillary dont you remember, every time we rode the camel, people yelled out, Look at the camel with the two azzholes on it. enjoy the joke. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39516942 United States09/27/2016 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hillary and Kaine decided to watch the redskins football game, they decided to be clever and avoid traffic using a camel gifted to them by the Saudis , This worked well, no traffic jams and easily went around them, this worked for weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73073819 then one day they came out of the game and saw 20 camels parked, Hillary asked which camel is ours, Kaine said I know, so he lifts up the tail of a camel and looks up and says, no, this is not our camel, so ge does the same to the next camel and says no this is not our camel. Hillary said, kaine what are you doing ? Kaine says , Hillary dont you remember, every time we rode the camel, people yelled out, Look at the camel with the two azzholes on it. enjoy the joke. perfect |
| WaistBandWiener (OP) Stink Palm User ID: 71646708 United States09/27/2016 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hillary and Kaine decided to watch the redskins football game, they decided to be clever and avoid traffic using a camel gifted to them by the Saudis , This worked well, no traffic jams and easily went around them, this worked for weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73073819 then one day they came out of the game and saw 20 camels parked, Hillary asked which camel is ours, Kaine said I know, so he lifts up the tail of a camel and looks up and says, no, this is not our camel, so ge does the same to the next camel and says no this is not our camel. Hillary said, kaine what are you doing ? Kaine says , Hillary dont you remember, every time we rode the camel, people yelled out, Look at the camel with the two azzholes on it. enjoy the joke. perfect  Indiana sucks....Don't move here. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73070989 United States09/27/2016 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hillary and Kaine decided to watch the redskins football game, they decided to be clever and avoid traffic using a camel gifted to them by the Saudis , This worked well, no traffic jams and easily went around them, this worked for weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73073819 then one day they came out of the game and saw 20 camels parked, Hillary asked which camel is ours, Kaine said I know, so he lifts up the tail of a camel and looks up and says, no, this is not our camel, so ge does the same to the next camel and says no this is not our camel. Hillary said, kaine what are you doing ? Kaine says , Hillary dont you remember, every time we rode the camel, people yelled out, Look at the camel with the two azzholes on it. enjoy the joke.  - there is always a treasure to be found on GLP |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72938168 United States09/27/2016 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hillary and Kaine decided to watch the redskins football game, they decided to be clever and avoid traffic using a camel gifted to them by the Saudis , This worked well, no traffic jams and easily went around them, this worked for weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73073819 then one day they came out of the game and saw 20 camels parked, Hillary asked which camel is ours, Kaine said I know, so he lifts up the tail of a camel and looks up and says, no, this is not our camel, so ge does the same to the next camel and says no this is not our camel. Hillary said, kaine what are you doing ? Kaine says , Hillary dont you remember, every time we rode the camel, people yelled out, Look at the camel with the two azzholes on it. enjoy the joke. Isn't that basically from Aladdin? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73075044 United States09/27/2016 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hillary is a Joke. no shame ion her game lies , knows she lies and knows the people know she is lying and still she shows her face. she goes after Trump over comments about women, look at all the women who talk about Bill and call him a sexual predator. and Hillary supported him they claimed. just my opinions |
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