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Mad Scientist Injects Himself A 3.5 Million Year Old Permafrost Bacteria. The Results Are Shocking!

 
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Wonder what he means by this

‘The bacteria gives out biologically active substances throughout its life, which activates the immune status of experimental animals.’

Gotta be connected to this as it kept standing out

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The thymus is largest and most active during the neonatal and pre-adolescent periods. By the early teens, the thymus begins to atrophy and thymic stroma is mostly replaced by adipose (fat) tissue. Nevertheless, residual T lymphopoiesis continues throughout adult life.

The thymus is of a pinkish-gray color, soft, and lobulated on its surfaces. At birth it is about 5 cm in length, 4 cm in breadth, and about 6 mm in thickness.[1] The organ enlarges during childhood, and atrophies at puberty. Unlike the liver, kidney and heart, for instance, the thymus is at its largest in children. The thymus reaches maximum weight (20 to 37 grams) by the time of puberty. The thymus of older people is scarcely distinguishable from surrounding fatty tissue. As one ages the thymus slowly shrinks, eventually degenerating into tiny islands of fatty tissue. By the age of 75 years, the thymus weighs only 6 grams. In children the thymus is grayish-pink in colour and in adults it is yellow.

 Quoting: Fancypantz


So, what he means is that the bacteria's natural waste product (I.e. feces) causes an autoimmune reaction in the host. Lol that's what bacterial infections do.
From what he's written, he has a low-level chronic bacterial infection that is causing an elevated autoimmune responded in his system. That's why he seems healthy and high vitality, immunities etc.

That will all come crashing down in the next 1-2 years when he experiences adrenal fatigue and then adrenal exhaustion from the increased strain on his immune system.

Don't do what this idiot did. Just say "NO" to bullshit fake news.
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.


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 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan


He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.

Stopped getting the flu
.when I quit getting the shots 4 yrs now took 2 yrs to not feel dragged down and tired.
 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan
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Who'd A thunk it?

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 Quoting: Deplorable One, Two and Three!


Fucking gay. ‘I started to work longer, I’ve never had the flu for the last two years, ’ he told The Siberian Times.

I haven't had the flu ever.

What a bunch of bullshit unscientific nonsense
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.


.
 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan


He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.

Stopped getting the flu
.when I quit getting the shots 4 yrs now took 2 yrs to not feel dragged down and tired.
 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan

 Quoting: the deplorable catnahalf


He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.


.
 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan


He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.

Stopped getting the flu
.when I quit getting the shots 4 yrs now took 2 yrs to not feel dragged down and tired.
 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan

 Quoting: the deplorable catnahalf


This was from catnahalf??? Not esoteric Morgan? Something wrong with glp.
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief right again!
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10/05/2016 11:21 PM
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Is it much different than drinking that really blue water that pools up on the glaciers in Alaska? I did that in May and havent been sick since...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63645168


Be careful doing that. I got a bad case of the shiz from eating glacier ice. Ice worms and bacteria can thrive on it even when it looks totally clean! No joke.
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]



Congrats OP article is from 2015

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69808008


Absolutely goofed; 2015 has been proven to be a fake year!

Nothing that happened in 2015 ever really happened.
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The permafrost is not that old.
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Who'd A thunk it?

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 Quoting: Deplorable One, Two and Three!


Stopped reading when I saw the word global warming
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Who'd A thunk it?

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THAT is trumpish.



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Fucking click bait bullshit!!!! Unpin this!
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Re: Mad Scientist Injects Himself A 3.5 Million Year Old Permafrost Bacteria. The Results Are Shocking!
In the second paragraph of the article it says "This 3.5 million-year-old bacteria which is believed that it is the key of improving longevity in humans is called “Bacillus F”. Researchers from Russia unblocked the DNA and it was immediately tested on both mice and human cells."

What does it mean to unblock DNA?
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Who'd A thunk it?

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 Quoting: Deplorable One, Two and Three!


so what? you can do the same thing with colloidal silver....

haven't taken a flu shot or had the flu in 20 years...
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Maybe "ingesting", but not "injecting."
He'll probably be selling it on Ebay next week.
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lol, .....PowerVax 5000
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Who'd A thunk it?

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 Quoting: Deplorable One, Two and Three!


I wanna know who the guy was that went to the arctic tundra of Siberia and retrieved that shit?? Do you know how much of a bad ass you have to be to do something like that??

Its impossible to do anything there. I want to know who the guy is that got the shit.

"The big secret of this bacteria is that it has managed to survive for millions of years in the arctic tundra of Siberia, which is considered as one of the most extreme places on Earth.
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


This is the first time I have had the flu in 15 years. Last time I got it was when my job made me get the vaccine. I get pneumonia every few years, like my dad did, but even then I don't really get sick I just get uncomfortable.

I didn't get the shot this year. The VA has all the tables and no one is getting them. And to sound completely bat shit crazy (and forgive me, I've been sick so I get weird) I am acting like I have indeed gotten the flu shot. I wonder if the VA put it in the air vent since the GP office had no air on and very little airflow. All of the vents were on the floor between nearly each chair. Both of us were there Friday and having signs Sunday.

Of note, only my husband and I are sick. My elderly mom and children are fine and annoyingly chipper.

Apologies for being out there.
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.


.
 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan


He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yup.
 Quoting: tandym


Actually...me, neither.

 Quoting: Deplorable Esoteric Morgan


Stopped getting the flu
.when I quit getting the shots 4 yrs now took 2 yrs to not feel dragged down and tired.

 Quoting: the deplorable catnahalf


I think your comment got mixed up in mine...so I fixed it herecool2
7
On another note, I NEVER get those shots. After seeing so many who've had them get weeks-long illnesses, the thought has always made me cringe.

I think it would compromise my immune system, rather than aide it.


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A TrumpTARD thread.
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Fucking filthy hellriding russian liar!
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Wonder what he means by this

‘The bacteria gives out biologically active substances throughout its life, which activates the immune status of experimental animals.’

Gotta be connected to this as it kept standing out

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

The thymus is largest and most active during the neonatal and pre-adolescent periods. By the early teens, the thymus begins to atrophy and thymic stroma is mostly replaced by adipose (fat) tissue. Nevertheless, residual T lymphopoiesis continues throughout adult life.

The thymus is of a pinkish-gray color, soft, and lobulated on its surfaces. At birth it is about 5 cm in length, 4 cm in breadth, and about 6 mm in thickness.[1] The organ enlarges during childhood, and atrophies at puberty. Unlike the liver, kidney and heart, for instance, the thymus is at its largest in children. The thymus reaches maximum weight (20 to 37 grams) by the time of puberty. The thymus of older people is scarcely distinguishable from surrounding fatty tissue. As one ages the thymus slowly shrinks, eventually degenerating into tiny islands of fatty tissue. By the age of 75 years, the thymus weighs only 6 grams. In children the thymus is grayish-pink in colour and in adults it is yellow.

 Quoting: Fancypantz


So, what he means is that the bacteria's natural waste product (I.e. feces) causes an autoimmune reaction in the host. Lol that's what bacterial infections do.
From what he's written, he has a low-level chronic bacterial infection that is causing an elevated autoimmune responded in his system. That's why he seems healthy and high vitality, immunities etc.

That will all come crashing down in the next 1-2 years when he experiences adrenal fatigue and then adrenal exhaustion from the increased strain on his immune system.

Don't do what this idiot did. Just say "NO" to bullshit fake news.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58775228


Interesting, thanks
A decomposer, hmmmmm

Last Edited by Fancypantz on 10/06/2016 07:47 AM
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Rookie. chuckle

I haven't had the flu in several decades...40 years or more.

No flu shots since I was maybe 8 years old.
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


LOL never got a flu shot...my parents used to get the flu shot and always got the flu. I told them well looks like it works then...since they quit getting it they stopped getting sick.
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


thats because your an AI
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68875657


Asshole International?
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
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Imposible
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what a lazy post.
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He hasn't had the flu in two years, well I haven't had the flu in 25 years.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Imposible
 Quoting: ThePizzaMan


impossible? are you retarded? i havent had it in 42 years. not everybody is created equal, especially you non-whites.





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