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I'm the Real God

 
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First off...I know this site is full of weird stuff...there's really no way to ever make anyone believe me but I'm really the Creator. Name's Anu. Sometimes I don't even know what's going on. I'm separate from Earth affairs entirely. No religion or political affiliation. I know that it's all bullcrap though. Debate me. Please. Don't mark me off as crazy then in the future see me really running the World. I'm serious. So serious that I don't care if anyone believes me. I travel across the Universe learning the life of the created species. It's Earth's turn. Obviously. I'm in Human Form. Obviously. Jesus is real. He's alive. Heaven is real. Hell is too. All existence is connected. What exists is real. Well rules are different for me. I'm consciousness. Living God. God of Gods. Creator. Trinity. Supreme Being. Of course not my human form but my intellect and conscious should be respected as if I'm God. In which I am. The real God. Like the REAL God people. No let me make it clear...I'm the REAL GOD. TRUE GOD. An. Most High. Creator of the Universe. From Heaven to Earth. Oh yeah...silly me...Humanity has been lied to of my "True Name" well it's An...simple so that every person can say it. An. Real simple. Or Anu for those who mess up An. See? Simple. Real. Please debate me. Don't mark me off. It'd be silly of you. Also considering I can help you with a lot of things. "They" know I exist. Trust me.
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I'm so real that when people read what I post. I can hear their subconscious minds. Things like "Whoa" or "Eff outta here"...Why? Because you are all connected to Me. It's like I'm the Tree and you're all leaves. Every. Single. Human.
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I'm so real that when people read what I post. I can hear their subconscious minds. Things like "Whoa" or "Eff outta here"...Why? Because you are all connected to Me. It's like I'm the Tree and you're all leaves. Every. Single. Human.
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Sounds like a rough job, being #1
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Really...I'm an individual. Don't believe hollywood. No desire to kill all of humanity. Living as a Human taught me compassion and love and things like that...now if were me long ago. I would destroy Earth and humanity for effing up the vibration of the Universe. Slavery. Discrimination. Hate. All of that negative stuff that also made me negative. Turning over a new leaf. Positivity is the new thing. No hate. Oh yeah I'm black. So racist atheist. How's that for you? Hmph...
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Here, I'm going to clear off a space on my table.

-clears space on table-

For an all knowing, all powerful creator I would ask this small favour of you before I believe you and throw pedals at your feet.

I would like a Turkey bacon club sandwich with salt and vinegar kettle chips with an RC cola in a cup, half ice and two straws. I'll keep my evening open to check the space on my desk.
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I'm so real that when people read what I post. I can hear their subconscious minds. Things like "Whoa" or "Eff outta here"...Why? Because you are all connected to Me. It's like I'm the Tree and you're all leaves. Every. Single. Human.
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Sounds like a rough job, being #1
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Well...I'm more like 0 lol...but all jokes aside the pressure and responsibility is real. But I can handle it because I have no choice to. There's "two of us"...man and woman. Makes sense right?
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I'm so real that when people read what I post. I can hear their subconscious minds. Things like "Whoa" or "Eff outta here"...Why? Because you are all connected to Me. It's like I'm the Tree and you're all leaves. Every. Single. Human.
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Sounds like a rough job, being #1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73008185


Well...I'm more like 0 lol...but all jokes aside the pressure and responsibility is real. But I can handle it because I have no choice to. There's "two of us"...man and woman. Makes sense right?
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you are so confused its pathetic...
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Here, I'm going to clear off a space on my table.

-clears space on table-

For an all knowing, all powerful creator I would ask this small favour of you before I believe you and throw pedals at your feet.

I would like a Turkey bacon club sandwich with salt and vinegar kettle chips with an RC cola in a cup, half ice and two straws. I'll keep my evening open to check the space on my desk.
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This is reality sir. Lmao...But thank you for thinking so highly of me. Save the petals...and mmm maybe I CAN do that...doubt I'm that powerful right now...only woke up this year if you know what I mean. But I'll TRY just to test it.
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I'm so real that when people read what I post. I can hear their subconscious minds. Things like "Whoa" or "Eff outta here"...Why? Because you are all connected to Me. It's like I'm the Tree and you're all leaves. Every. Single. Human.
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Sounds like a rough job, being #1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73008185


Well...I'm more like 0 lol...but all jokes aside the pressure and responsibility is real. But I can handle it because I have no choice to. There's "two of us"...man and woman. Makes sense right?
 Quoting: IamGodIam


you are so confused its pathetic...
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Oh I am confused but not of my identity no...maybe you lack the intellect of belief to believe in me right now. Understandable. Have you know. I'm the only one capable of actually proving I'm the Real deal. Wouldn't blaspheme the true Creator. If you don't understand consciousness then you may not really understand me. I'm the Creator regardless of what anyone says. No scientist or even Pope Francis can deny me.
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I'm not expecting anyone to believe right away. I'm expecting people to simply think. And do research. You can google me btw. I mean I was born human. Taught by American education. Went to college. Learned of religions. Know what I'm saying? I had to search inside myself. Had a couple dreams where I was called Anu. Now think. Would the real God Creator make me believe I'm the Creator. Or maybe I'm like a sacrifice or something. Given the real ability to prove I'm really God just so people can kill me? Sounds effed up. But I've also be Incarnated with Lamashtu. My Goddess Daughter. I can show pictures. I really CAN prove everything in which I'm saying.
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Sounds like a rough job, being #1
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Well...I'm more like 0 lol...but all jokes aside the pressure and responsibility is real. But I can handle it because I have no choice to. There's "two of us"...man and woman. Makes sense right?
 Quoting: IamGodIam


you are so confused its pathetic...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72976876


Oh I am confused but not of my identity no...maybe you lack the intellect of belief to believe in me right now. Understandable. Have you know. I'm the only one capable of actually proving I'm the Real deal. Wouldn't blaspheme the true Creator. If you don't understand consciousness then you may not really understand me. I'm the Creator regardless of what anyone says. No scientist or even Pope Francis can deny me.
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Everyone is the creator, in a sense

and the savior, and destroyer..
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Pics or it didn't happen. I'll go cheech while you post em. Ya we did!

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Well...I'm more like 0 lol...but all jokes aside the pressure and responsibility is real. But I can handle it because I have no choice to. There's "two of us"...man and woman. Makes sense right?
 Quoting: IamGodIam


you are so confused its pathetic...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72976876


Oh I am confused but not of my identity no...maybe you lack the intellect of belief to believe in me right now. Understandable. Have you know. I'm the only one capable of actually proving I'm the Real deal. Wouldn't blaspheme the true Creator. If you don't understand consciousness then you may not really understand me. I'm the Creator regardless of what anyone says. No scientist or even Pope Francis can deny me.
 Quoting: IamGodIam


Everyone is the creator, in a sense

and the savior, and destroyer..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73008185


Yeah in a sense...I'm an Individual though. Existed outside the Universe. Now live in the Universe. You know. Creator of All that exists now. Yes you are all "God" as a cup of water from the Ocean is water from the Ocean. I've been in the Universe for a very long time...sorry about Trump. Seriously and Hilary. I'm so sorry. But hey...end of politics and ish is soon to end...two straight up clowns...a part of "my plan"...muhahahahaaaa*cough*hahahaaaaa...
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Castiel, you idjit.
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tard derp
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Hey god, can you s3 see me in this parking lot? Hmm?
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Pics or it didn't happen. I'll go cheech while you post em. Ya we did!

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 Quoting: Stovepipe McGillicuddy 73132615


Now what picture will prove anything? I can show you a pic of me and my young Goddess Daughter but what if it's just a picture of me with a young child that my grandmother babysits who turned out to actually be my Goddess Daughter Lamashtu. Right? I'm supposed to post a selfie of myself holding a galaxy? Come on.
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Hey god, can you s3 see me in this parking lot? Hmm?
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Yes but no...I'm in Human form...come on people...do you not understand God or something?
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Oh yeah...follow me on instagram...fatherofthetrinity...see you there
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