anybody here slept with a celebrity ?

Cleopatra 1975.


Big!.... [link to www.flowerpotheaven.com]

I almost got a BJ from Madonna the other day but on my way to the queue i got held up by some Trump supporter and when I finally got there, I got number 2 and it kinda lost it's attraction.

Michael Jackson, but that was years ago and I was in 3rd grade so don't remember much from the experience.

I woke up drunk in a parking lot in Amarillo, Texas in May of 1974. George Jones was pissing on my front bumper. Does that count?

Translation:

I am a hoor with low self esteem.

I fucked Forrest Gump in his asshole.

John Cohen - Doobie Brothers ~ Bass
My ex-huspand ~ very puplished poet. He has since passed away.

oops...husband

I made out once with Nicole Rice from the movie Beethoven and the TV show The Nanny in High School. Both her and Jaleel White aka Eurkel, were a grade above me. She even asked me to the winter formal, but she couldn't go at the last minute cause of The Nannys shooting schedule. Btw, Jaleel White is a really nice and down to earth dude. Didn't make out with him though.

i did rosie o'palmell

Me? No...

Let me go ask my Pet Donkey...
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Creepy. Did Mr. Green Jeans hop in?

yes and he wanted to marry me but i knew he wasn't ready and had a drug problem. i told him to call me when he was 58. ok so many years later he called me when he was 58... but i started a new relationship after being single many years. he called just last week and said he has been around the world 25 times and never found anyone like me and he believes i am his soul mate. i do love him but i am with someone and our relationship has been the sweetest gift having found real love in my 50's. i told the X that i was in his life to show him what it is like to be loved for who you are as a soul and hopefully a new love will come into his life that is real...he has been ass kissed and used for his status and connections by so many people and it is really quite sad.

I once slept with a picture of a celebrity...Woke up stuck to my sheets.

Would being awake for 3 days straight qualify??

To the person who hot tubbed with Captain Kangaroo; He was more than a celebrity. He was a Marine Captain (hence the title) and was a hero of Iwo Jima.

My best friend in elementary school had a beautiful intelligent artist mom. She was the original MILF in my life. When the first series of "Star Trek" came out, my friend announced that his mom had "almost married" Captain Kirk.

Now as an adult, I know what "almost married" means.

WAY TO GO SHATNER! You earned my undying respect.

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It was the spring of 03, I was a senior in high school and went over seas to visit London with some of my class mates. The night we arrived my two best friends wanted to go exploring. I told them I was tired and needed to sleep, after much ado they left. I needed some time alone but I wasn't tired like I said, so I went for a walk. I stopped into a little pub and saw a young lady, who was not so attractive, step up to the microphone. She sang beautifully, when she had finished she rushed off the stage even though she was receiving considerable applause. For some reason I followed her. I caught up to her and told how amazing her open mic performance was. We talked for about an hour until finally she invited me into her flat. I made love to her over and over again that night. I often thought of her after that trip ended, then one day I heard her once again, this time on the radio. That young lady was Amy Winehouse.

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

My daughter's kindergarten teacher dated Brad Pitt in college. She got to know him on an intimate basis a couple times.

What?! Your Teletubby dolls and Nu-Nu....LOL

Holy shit! If this is true, that's an incredible story.....I love her music.

My Wife is a Celebrity to me. :-)

You will definitely have daughters.

I dated a chick for over two years that was a cheerleader for a professional sports team. She's a pharmacist now.

NO. A few I thought of though.. A few I actually would truly only want to sleep with..I mean cuddle.. And I would never tell anyway.

The drummer of The Cult in 1989 after a concert at a club in Minnesota.

I don't know if you guys know Chanel West coast. but on my Vegas trip we had a night of pure fucking. I wasn't sure sho she was at the time . and he laughed annoyed me but she was into me and we headed to bed room after the party. she wasn't very good in bed to be honest and I'm sure the alcohol didn't help. but a few days after some one told me about and I had to look her up and I was amazed she didn't mention that detail that night. she has been the only celebrity I have been with .

Paris Hilton twice and Pauly Shore once

Every celebrity dude is cosby and trump. Few exceptions but very very few.

And they keep the women down and out until they need them...and the skeletons come out.and told they are a victim not the no good whore they lived their life as they say just about anything.

Same thing epstein did on his island. Whatever they wanted and it always ended with blackmail photos debrief.

Not a new concept