how much time have you been without taking a dump?

It's been six days since I backed out the big brown station wagon.

Marvelous my dear... Marvelous. How much lomger do you think you can wait do you think it will come out as diarrhea?

I've booked my C-section for Tuesday

Thats very brave of
You its gonna hurt u know it!! I would like to hear from females now GLP ladies how much time without taking a huge footlong?

11 days post c-section. Pooped once in the hospital than nothing for 11 days. Worst shit of my life.

lollllllllll

That's part of the death process. They fill you up with all sorts of pain killers in the hospices which causes constipation and eventually leads to toxic shock syndrome. Poisoning.

As a person who is mid 40's and has been addicted to pooping since 6 I can relate to your early struggle(yes I was abused, it was by my mom, in a very "loving" way and I didn't understand it was bad until it was too late, and then all I could do was hide). I used to have issues like that when I first attempted to stop going poopey...I was overcome with wanting poopey all the time. Having a poo addiction did not help the problem one bit either, just SEEing some of the stuff I loved so much would cause me to become overcome with wanting to poopey until I either had a dream about pooping which I woke up from before pooping and then preceeded to poo....or I would think about poo and obsess until I caved. The poo had to go if I was ever to find peace. So I stopped watching poo porn, and my obsessions with pooping quelled. I cant even tell you how many months it has been because I lost count. I have also quit smoking cigarettes and anything else I may have smoked in the past. I feel more alive and energized than ever, and I certainly have the shine in my eyes back.

I highly recommend not pooping.

a week.

Uhhhhh, I've had some pretty big constipation babies in my day, I find if you ever find yourself constipated, you should inject warm water into your ass via plastic water bottle and it makes things much easier.

Look at this asshole whos never been consptipated.


:youreafag:

2 days, tops! or a search party will commence.

What's the longest poop length you've ever had?

lol

Well first off...the longest without taking a dump was 9 days (of hell) took a ton of vitC and finally got that shit out

Second off.....well I would estimate it to be over 12 inches long solid hard logs. Huge shits. I've had the quadcoil super soft snakes that take up the bowl......I am 6'5 so who knows if it is normal to size lol my wife takes little bunny turds (she is 4'11)

When I was 16, I decided to give the vegetarian thing a go. got to backed up that by the time I could take a shit, I was clenching the toilet bowl... Screaming.i took three laxatives and still. Finally I had done the dead. It looked like I beached a whale. Had to stand up to finish and its head poked out of the bowl. I passed out afterwards and my dad told me he had to break it in half. Lol

I havent been to the dump in years ! We have a dumpster down the road !

12 hrs....I could set my watch by my poo....

I remember as a very young kid I wouldn't poop in the toilet. I was more comfortable outside popping a squat under the stairs of the back deck.

I was also born an old soul.

Prepared for DOOM from birth!

Bastards!

If you aren't taking a deuce at least once a day there's something wrong.

huge hard shits will give you hemorrhoids. Not fun....

Dump Tards..

I got constipated once for a week and a half. When the boulder sized rock hard shit came out, it ripped my asshole and started to bleed. I remember this day clearly. I could see my dad out the window cutting the grass, and looking up hearing me scream.

Oh. I got constipated for 5 days because of pain killers. It finally came out like small rock hard lumps of shit that had taken the shape of the lumps in my colon. You know I we usually love the smell of our own shit? Not that time. I almost passed out from the smell, I never smelled a rotting cadaver but I can't imagine it smelling worse that my shit on that day.

I went 11 days without a bowel movement while in Navy boot camp.

Yes, a full 11 days without taking a deuce.

That you Judethz???

If you fart and some poop came out, does that fuck up the streak?

I held my shit for 13 days in summer camp.

Then I shit my pants on the 7 hours bus ride home.

7...almost 8 years.