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The Illegals will be voting. So, I have an idea...

 
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Re: The Illegals will be voting. So, I have an idea...
Ok....now that I'm signed in....they won't be able to rig this election. There are so many people voting for trump. I said this from the get-go....Trump will get more votes than any president in history.
Great idea though.
We already know he is getting many of the bernie supporters, and even without them, if he got 10% of African American vote he wins. 85% of bernie supporters will never vote for hitlery. Trump is sitting at 25% African American vote, and climbing. Hitlery doesn't stand a chance.
 Quoting: SamgloMAGA


He can't win because the Electoral College has been instructed to select Hitlery Cunton. He'll have a landslide of the popular vote but it won't matter. That's why we need to abolish the Electoral College, it's criminal what they get away with under the color of law.
Also, I still contend that all of the releases, the circus surrounding the Hitlery non prosecution, all of the leaks......it's all being done to bring about a Civil War because they couldn't get a race war to pop off.
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If they would happen I'm sure they would be killed, that would spark the revolution, maybe that's what they want?
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Re: The Illegals will be voting. So, I have an idea...
Offer a job to some one to work as an undercover agent to expose these people.

Hand out pamphlets telling them:

Illegal voting is a crime and will end in their improsonment.

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offer them money not to vote (20 dollars)
 Quoting: BunnySwanson


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President Obama’s temporary deportation amnesty will make it easier for illegal immigrants to improperly register and vote in elections, state elections officials testified to Congress on Thursday, saying that the driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers they will be granted create a major voting loophole.

While stressing that it remains illegal for noncitizens to vote, secretaries of state from Ohio and Kansas said they won’t have the tools to sniff out illegal immigrants who register anyway, ignoring stiff penalties to fill out the registration forms that are easily available at shopping malls, motor vehicle bureaus and in curbside registration drives.

Anyone registering to vote attests that he or she is a citizen, but Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted said mass registration drives often aren’t able to give due attention to that part, and so illegal immigrants will still get through.

Kansas Secretary of State Kris W. Kobach said even some motor vehicle bureau workers automatically ask customers if they want to register to vote, which some noncitizens in the past have cited as their reason for breaking the law to register.

“It’s a guarantee it will happen,” Mr. Kobach said.

Democrats disputed that it was an issue at all, saying Mr. Obama’s new policy, which could apply to more than 4 million illegal im
 Quoting: BunnySwanson


That's a retarded system.
Over here you get to vote if you're a citizen, the State send you your voting card. No registration bs.

That registration bs is made to be abused and it is.
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10/19/2016 03:04 AM
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Park a buss in front of polling places with lettering on side "G-ICE" they will think
it is "gov ice". All legal
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10/19/2016 04:04 AM
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Well, if the plan is to work, I think this thread needs to be deleted by morning...

AC's can't delete can they?
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10/19/2016 04:07 AM
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Gonna throw spanner in works.
If illegals are voting and it's rigged well who to say tourist will not be voting.
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10/19/2016 06:02 AM
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I hate illegals...go the hell back to your hell holes where you came from...stop polluting this country.
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10/19/2016 06:29 AM
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What a brilliant idea...
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I like it op

People should wear t-shirts that

say ICE on them to the polls as well
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There are some very convincing hats with either the official "ICE" logo on them or the "Border Patrol" logo on them. Amazing the excellent service you get while wearing either one of these ball-cap style hats in public.

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We need to start a whisper campaign on Spanish-speaking, Mandarin-speaking, and Arabic-speaking websites - in their own languages - claiming that leaked info from the FBI/ICE/Whatever shows the government is going to crack down hard this year on election fraud. (Might as well do English sites, too).

We need to convince them that there will be hidden cameras and agents at voting booths, who will record what happens. After the election, the Feds will make their move against all illegals that voted. For their own good, they should sit this one out, or vote absentee - as long as absentee votes aren't going to be inspected. The only thing we know is there will be hidden cameras and they are trying to stop voter fraud.

You're welcome.

Do we have any translators here?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72017316




Well you know, OP...
These new cameras with embedded facial recognition, combuned with central databases linked communication os making all that you are talking about a real possibility now.

Just sayin it sure would suck to get busted on camera at more than 1 poling location.
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10/19/2016 12:21 PM
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This shit still baffles my mind.

How are illegals able to vote in our fucking elections again?
wtf
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10/19/2016 11:15 PM
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YEP. Podesta says its ok for illegals to vote.

Need to bump the shit out of this post until the whisper campaign keeps the foreign filth out of our voter booths.
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10/19/2016 11:23 PM
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Bump for the USA!!!
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Bump for the USA!!!
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Bump muhfugga
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You are a fucking idiot. Co-median
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Awwww. Po Baibie! Did some Cana-dyin want to vote in our election?
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Face palm, I'm in Cabo fucking white chicks and eating tacos with my beer, AND IM MEX
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Your world is going to end. And the rest of us are happy about it.
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Re: The Illegals will be voting. So, I have an idea...
We need to start a whisper campaign on Spanish-speaking, Mandarin-speaking, and Arabic-speaking websites - in their own languages - claiming that leaked info from the FBI/ICE/Whatever shows the government is going to crack down hard this year on election fraud. (Might as well do English sites, too).

We need to convince them that there will be hidden cameras and agents at voting booths, who will record what happens. After the election, the Feds will make their move against all illegals that voted. For their own good, they should sit this one out, or vote absentee - as long as absentee votes aren't going to be inspected. The only thing we know is there will be hidden cameras and they are trying to stop voter fraud.

You're welcome.

Do we have any translators here?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72017316


While you're at it, can we make it illegal for the illegals to get car insurance without a valid drivers liscence? As it is now, they are allowed to pay extra monthly for car insurance without a liscence.. Is not that insane?
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bump
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Any illegal who is about to vote should be offered 50.00 not to do it if he can prove he was instructed to do this and is following orders.

Trump Team should assign task force locally and fund this. Record it. 50.00 is a lot to a poor man.
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Remember GLPers. You have work to do...
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We should do this again
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I lived on the border many years. Two things that kept illegals away were 1. A border patrol truck in the parking lot. 2. Rumors
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I'm beginning to think Mexico will get the better deal in NAFTA now that Trump is calling them 'my people'. Saddened but hardly surprised.
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I lived on the border many years. Two things that kept illegals away were 1. A border patrol truck in the parking lot. 2. Rumors
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Let's get them rumors floating around!
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Re: The Illegals will be voting. So, I have an idea...
We need to start a whisper campaign on Spanish-speaking, Mandarin-speaking, and Arabic-speaking websites - in their own languages - claiming that leaked info from the FBI/ICE/Whatever shows the government is going to crack down hard this year on election fraud. (Might as well do English sites, too).

We need to convince them that there will be hidden cameras and agents at voting booths, who will record what happens. After the election, the Feds will make their move against all illegals that voted. For their own good, they should sit this one out, or vote absentee - as long as absentee votes aren't going to be inspected. The only thing we know is there will be hidden cameras and they are trying to stop voter fraud.

You're welcome.

Do we have any translators here?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72017316


Thats a great idea! If there are any millionaire conservatives out there they need to run commercials across the nation to spread this info to ensure illegals won't vote and to also ensure DemonRats won't vote multiple times which they are notorious for doing.

DemonRats are either evil , stupid or brainwashed. And all are emotionally disturbed.

Last Edited by Shadowman33 on 09/25/2018 12:35 AM
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Re: The Illegals will be voting. So, I have an idea...
We need to start a whisper campaign on Spanish-speaking, Mandarin-speaking, and Arabic-speaking websites - in their own languages - claiming that leaked info from the FBI/ICE/Whatever shows the government is going to crack down hard this year on election fraud. (Might as well do English sites, too).

We need to convince them that there will be hidden cameras and agents at voting booths, who will record what happens. After the election, the Feds will make their move against all illegals that voted. For their own good, they should sit this one out, or vote absentee - as long as absentee votes aren't going to be inspected. The only thing we know is there will be hidden cameras and they are trying to stop voter fraud.

You're welcome.

Do we have any translators here?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72017316


Thats a great idea! If there are any millionaire conservatives out there they need to run commercials across the nation to spread this info to ensure illegals won't vote and to also ensure DemonRats won't vote multiple times which they are notorious for doing.

DemonRats are either evil , stupid or brainwashed. And all are emotionally disturbed.
 Quoting: Shadowman33


They are all severely mentally damaged people.
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Im heading to SW Detroit to place flyers all over warning about ICE arrests.
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Im heading to SW Detroit to place flyers all over warning about ICE arrests.
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Good man.
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Re: The Illegals will be voting. So, I have an idea...
We need to start a whisper campaign on Spanish-speaking, Mandarin-speaking, and Arabic-speaking websites - in their own languages - claiming that leaked info from the FBI/ICE/Whatever shows the government is going to crack down hard this year on election fraud. (Might as well do English sites, too).

We need to convince them that there will be hidden cameras and agents at voting booths, who will record what happens. After the election, the Feds will make their move against all illegals that voted. For their own good, they should sit this one out, or vote absentee - as long as absentee votes aren't going to be inspected. The only thing we know is there will be hidden cameras and they are trying to stop voter fraud.

You're welcome.

Do we have any translators here?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72017316


And thus an army of robobots was created being disinfo infomercials placed to right the upset apple cart.

is it right to fight the fight in this way?

Well, TPTB created the system allowing illegals to vote without constraints so we the people become inventive.

For that I ty OP.




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Last Edited by Imagine That on 09/25/2018 02:27 AM
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Do we have any translators here?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72017316


Si... I was at the border and a guy walked up to me and my two cousins and said we were illegal.

We said, no!.

He said then, to one of my cousins who is the U.S. president... He conceded and walked back over the border.

Then the man asked my other cousin, where is the White house... He conceded and walked back over the border.

Then, he turned to me feeling empathetic and asked me to use a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow.

EASY I SAYES... THE PHONE GOES GREENG GREENG GREENG, I PINK UP THE PHONE AND SAY YELLOW.





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