Never before seen flooding sinve the days of Noah

Gibs me my free raft!

a) unusual flooding is due to changing weather conditions which are partly due to human activity that the oil companies have tricked everyone into not doing anything about (because they would lose trillions of $ in revenue)

b) noah's flooding was a metaphoric story based off a localized event from the distant distant past that only involved a tribe in africa during a tsunami event which remained as a word of mouth folk tale until Moses used it to outline a teaching story

c) butthirt Hillary supporters crying because even they know the truth.