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You Have Travelled Back In Time 3000 Years With Only The Clothes On Your Back

 
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10/23/2016 11:18 AM
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You Have Travelled Back In Time 3000 Years With Only The Clothes On Your Back
The objective is to not be killed and to impress the locals enough so that you live a comfortable life.


The conditions and parameters are;

- you can speak the local language and they can understand you

- they recognise that you are an outsider

- you take back no objects, lighters, phones, coins, leatherman tools etc..


Soon after your arrival you are spotted and surrounded by a group of locals who see that you are a stranger and they become suspicious with many thinking your strange dress suggests you are some type of witch or person from an enemy land.

You manage to calm them down and they agree to allow an audience with a village elder.

He suggests that if you offer some useful knowledge or technology which will help their way of life, yours will be spared.

Some things to consider;

- a magic type performance will probably get you killed

- suggesting building complicated objects with materals that need to be mined and refined is probably not feasible

Okay, now what do you tell the elder?
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10/23/2016 11:26 AM
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Tell them the message of JESUS CHRIST!!!

What else?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/23/2016 11:41 AM
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Tell them the message of JESUS CHRIST!!!

What else?
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The village elder's eyes light up, he kneels down, puts his hands to his sides, picks up his trusty stone axe, then proceeds to smash in your skull for daring to insult the all powerful god of the forest.

Next!!!
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10/23/2016 11:57 AM
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Please, please, let it be near Athens.

Anywhere else, you are probably screwed.

First try to size up the level of civilization they have.

Then try to off the next progress level.

One obvious way would be to show them how to make the new metal Iron into something amazing. Make steel and show them the usefulness of it.

Another small thing would be to improve the bearing systems on wagons and carts.

Methods to prevent infestation in grain storage, Minor improvements in irrigation, and small improvements in fishing and watercraft would cement you into the society.

Above all, do not be haughty. That will get you dead. Be humble.
Anonymous Coward
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10/23/2016 11:58 AM
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Tell the parable of the second mouse getting the cheese

And village becomes the world leader in building mousetraps and or cheese

Mudkipz
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10/23/2016 11:59 AM
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Make friends with the chief of the tribe fast.
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10/23/2016 12:02 PM

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Kill the chief and take over the tribe.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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10/23/2016 12:08 PM
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idk, i'm pretty?

ask for a cute single guy?
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10/23/2016 12:08 PM
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The objective is to not be killed and to impress the locals enough so that you live a comfortable life.


The conditions and parameters are;

- you can speak the local language and they can understand you

- they recognise that you are an outsider

- you take back no objects, lighters, phones, coins, leatherman tools etc..


Soon after your arrival you are spotted and surrounded by a group of locals who see that you are a stranger and they become suspicious with many thinking your strange dress suggests you are some type of witch or person from an enemy land.

You manage to calm them down and they agree to allow an audience with a village elder.

He suggests that if you offer some useful knowledge or technology which will help their way of life, yours will be spared.

Some things to consider;

- a magic type performance will probably get you killed

- suggesting building complicated objects with materals that need to be mined and refined is probably not feasible

Okay, now what do you tell the elder?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73154251

Sorry, but I am not going anywhere without my Chiapet, a pack fo Twinkies, and my Pokemon Collection.
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10/23/2016 12:11 PM
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The objective is to not be killed and to impress the locals enough so that you live a comfortable life.


The conditions and parameters are;

- you can speak the local language and they can understand you

- they recognise that you are an outsider

- you take back no objects, lighters, phones, coins, leatherman tools etc..


Soon after your arrival you are spotted and surrounded by a group of locals who see that you are a stranger and they become suspicious with many thinking your strange dress suggests you are some type of witch or person from an enemy land.

You manage to calm them down and they agree to allow an audience with a village elder.

He suggests that if you offer some useful knowledge or technology which will help their way of life, yours will be spared.

Some things to consider;

- a magic type performance will probably get you killed

- suggesting building complicated objects with materals that need to be mined and refined is probably not feasible

Okay, now what do you tell the elder?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73154251
grab the chiefs dughter by the pussy and then fuck her in the ass!, better be quick though
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10/23/2016 12:24 PM

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idk, i'm pretty?

ask for a cute single guy?
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togtfo
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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It depends on the person asking the question.
Not a Native Speaker
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10/23/2016 12:29 PM
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Build a flintstones car...
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10/23/2016 01:03 PM
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Kill the chief and take over the tribe.
 Quoting: Deplorable McCringleberry


The village elder dodges your puny limp wristed punch, grabs you buy the neck and cracks your spine with one smooth motion.

Next!!!
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10/23/2016 01:06 PM
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Please, please, let it be near Athens.

Anywhere else, you are probably screwed.

First try to size up the level of civilization they have.

Then try to off the next progress level.

One obvious way would be to show them how to make the new metal Iron into something amazing. Make steel and show them the usefulness of it.

Another small thing would be to improve the bearing systems on wagons and carts.

Methods to prevent infestation in grain storage, Minor improvements in irrigation, and small improvements in fishing and watercraft would cement you into the society.

Above all, do not be haughty. That will get you dead. Be humble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72323320


Whoooosh! You appear in a moderate sized village near Athens.

The elder is intrigued by your bearings, steel, fishing, irrigation and grain storage suggestions.

He demands you show him examples using the tools at hand.
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10/23/2016 01:07 PM
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idk, i'm pretty?

ask for a cute single guy?
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The elder looks you up and down, decides your hips are not good for childbearing and demands you show him skills of the women of your time.
sonofliberty

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10/23/2016 01:09 PM
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i would distill their wine into firewater!
sonofliberty

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10/23/2016 01:12 PM
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oh, and make crossbows, trebuchets, gunpowder, give medical care.
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10/23/2016 01:14 PM
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Had abackpack and some water purifiers
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1 Show them antibiotics for curing infection- growing penicillin mold, or extracting from soil by fractionation. All lab equipment can be handmade.

2 Teach them how to extract aluminum from clay
[link to opensourceecology.org]
[link to www.iasj.net]
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] (thermite reduction)

and use it for construction + generating mass amounts of hydrogen, for torch welding.

Then show them how to make ethylene-based plastics (chemically pretty straightforward), and then hydrogen balloons to fly.

They don't need to know about Hindenburg.

All easier said than done, but if my survival depended on it I think I could.
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^ Sorry OP, I only read the title not the whole OP. :P

Making antibiotics takes too long.

Sounds like I'm dead.
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The objective is to not be killed and to impress the locals enough so that you live a comfortable life.


The conditions and parameters are;

- you can speak the local language and they can understand you

- they recognise that you are an outsider

- you take back no objects, lighters, phones, coins, leatherman tools etc..


Soon after your arrival you are spotted and surrounded by a group of locals who see that you are a stranger and they become suspicious with many thinking your strange dress suggests you are some type of witch or person from an enemy land.

You manage to calm them down and they agree to allow an audience with a village elder.

He suggests that if you offer some useful knowledge or technology which will help their way of life, yours will be spared.

Some things to consider;

- a magic type performance will probably get you killed

- suggesting building complicated objects with materals that need to be mined and refined is probably not feasible

Okay, now what do you tell the elder?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73154251


local he soo that first i would move more south to france then i would say that i come from the sky send by Sucellus himself!! Sucellus god of agriculture and wine!! Now elder let me taste some of that wine!
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10/23/2016 01:21 PM
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So I am in Greece Near Athens circa 1000 BC? As I was raised on a farm I would build them an improved plough, using one of their old ones as a base. Then I would show them how to refine their ox harness to make them more efficient. Then I would introduce the horse collar and stirrup.
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10/23/2016 01:24 PM
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Invent gunpowder. Easy to make. Help them conquer the world. Find Obama's great great great great etc grandfather and sterilize him.
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Invent gunpowder. Easy to make. Help them conquer the world. Find Obama's great great great great etc grandfather and sterilize him.
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I think we have a winner.
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10/23/2016 01:26 PM
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First I would explain that the wise elders of my home community have learned the secrets of disease and how to improve infant mortality rates and life expectancy with sanitation and food handling.
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Invent gunpowder. Easy to make. Help them conquer the world. Find Obama's great great great great etc grandfather and sterilize him.
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pffft-spitsmoke
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10/23/2016 01:33 PM
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the stirrup is a good one, huge force multiplier, and easily made from local materials!
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10/23/2016 01:38 PM
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Tell them the message of JESUS CHRIST!!!

What else?
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Why must religitards always attempt to make every thread about THEIR religion?
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Tell them the message of JESUS CHRIST!!!

What else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71532255


The village elder's eyes light up, he kneels down, puts his hands to his sides, picks up his trusty stone axe, then proceeds to smash in your skull for daring to insult the all powerful god of the forest.

Next!!!
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cruise
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Hmm; good thought experiment.

Giving them knowledge of pathogens might be a path to consider.

How to create a hotter furnace if they don't have that; how to create glass. Nothing complex; it won't be high quality glass but they'll know of it at least.

Depending on where I am; black powder ingredients would be accessible.

If they don't have clay works; I could show them something about that. Or at least gathering it.

Depending on where I am they might not have good agriculture; if any at all. I could teach them a little about that. Or at least the principles behind growing their own food.





GLP