15 Tips For Staying Safe During Times Of Civil Unrest | |
Deplorable Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States 11/03/2016 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery Don't be attractive. Tape your breasts down and dyke it up ladies. Good looking women like me are in danger of getting attacked/raped. Butch it up!! I would recommend the "Maddow" Yes! For other women. I have hair that's down to my butt. I can't "Maddow" it lol. 5 stars. THen I would recommend dreadlocks. Don't be afraid to grow out the pit hair either. Oh, and remember......Just pee yourself, they'll go away I should probably just stay inside. I'm like one of those hairless cats. I don't think my hair, in certain spots, will even grow anymore. Pee myself? Not a problem, since I will most likely be drunk 24/7, it will just start leaking out. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
BrokenTech User ID: 51566510 United States 11/03/2016 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good tips, thank you.. Quoting: Tangy Also, in most cases, your tactical pen can go on airlines. Mine is a schrade in pink.. :) How does one use this pen? Eyes? I'm in a very high risk area atm and can't really do anything about it...any other non lethal items I should look into? Non lethal may not be an option. In some cases it will be kill or be killed. You can certainly have your non-lethal strategies, but also plan b which should be lethal. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73304128 Canada 11/03/2016 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery Don't be attractive. Tape your breasts down and dyke it up ladies. Good looking women like me are in danger of getting attacked/raped. Butch it up!! I would recommend the "Maddow" Yes! For other women. I have hair that's down to my butt. I can't "Maddow" it lol. 5 stars. THen I would recommend dreadlocks. Don't be afraid to grow out the pit hair either. Oh, and remember......Just pee yourself, they'll go away Get sprayed by a skunk that will do it! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73328021 United States 11/03/2016 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Quoting: Deplorable Wisconsin 73324585 ... glad this is pinned and the other links are posted ... . ... we are heading into treacherous times ... . ... STAY ALERT! ... and until the dust settles you will have to PROACTIVELY take care of yourself and loved ones... . Have heard that we're going into treacherous times for 15 yrs now on this site lol. Still entertaining though :D Yup thats what the frog said |
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Carlos McDanger User ID: 72801742 United States 11/03/2016 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you actually knew the FIRST FUCKING THING about EDC and defensive use force laws you might want to actually let people know in your great fucking wisdom and experience that local laws may or may not ALLOW carrying a fucking knife and pepperspray moron. Don't give advice if you don't even know SHIT. Last Edited by Carlos McDanger on 11/03/2016 03:16 PM |
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The Deplorable Comedian :D User ID: 73325267 United States 11/03/2016 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | RumChata man, RumChata. I've got 40 bottles stashed. Don't forget the Jameson. Oh! The memories. Before there was the scotch, there was the Irish whisky, Jamesons! Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Epic Beard Guy User ID: 69561889 United States 11/03/2016 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dewars. Antiseptic, emergency fuel, male charm enhancer. Don't be caught short. I did a partial inventory of alcohol yesterday. I'm set. I don't drink much, but when the shit hits the fan, it's good trading material. We have used vodka as an antiseptic for years. We clean supplies for making wine or cheese with it. Vodka is a very useful emergency supply. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe |
Sleeping Giant (OP) User ID: 543618 United States 11/03/2016 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you actually knew the FIRST FUCKING THING about EDC and defensive use force laws you might want to actually let people know in your great fucking wisdom and experience that local laws may or may not ALLOW carrying a fucking knife and pepperspray moron. Quoting: Carlos McDanger Don't give advice if you don't even know SHIT. Who peed on your tampon? Relax, Nancy. Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Deplorable Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States 11/03/2016 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you actually knew the FIRST FUCKING THING about EDC and defensive use force laws you might want to actually let people know in your great fucking wisdom and experience that local laws may or may not ALLOW carrying a fucking knife and pepperspray moron. Quoting: Carlos McDanger Don't give advice if you don't even know SHIT. Are you fucking stupid? Do you think we give a fuck about the law when our asses are on the line? Look at the world we live in. I bet all your guns are registered. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Sleeping Giant (OP) User ID: 543618 United States 11/03/2016 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you actually knew the FIRST FUCKING THING about EDC and defensive use force laws you might want to actually let people know in your great fucking wisdom and experience that local laws may or may not ALLOW carrying a fucking knife and pepperspray moron. Quoting: Carlos McDanger Don't give advice if you don't even know SHIT. Are you fucking stupid? Do you think we give a fuck about the law when our asses are on the line? Look at the world we live in. I bet all your guns are registered. She's pissed Hillary ran out of money and she's posting for free now. Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 11/03/2016 04:24 PM Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72941746 United States 11/03/2016 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For sure if you have to be out,get pepperspray.That gel brand is getting good press. Get your mindset in gear.Think it out ahead of time. Are you prepared to drive thru a crowd blocking your car,or will you freeze and get hammered? I'll be home.When I had to be out I had decided not to think twice in my 4x4 truck of slowly driving thru a mob,move or get run over,Im not serving myself up. I wouldnt think twice of going over curbs.I WOULD move your toyota out of the way. Do you have more than one route home? Do you have a source of info to know where NOT to go?Hint hint,your handheld shortwave radio you can reach relatives with to keep updated? "FRED,heard a mob on 4th,head away!" Thinking thru options before you need them keeps you from freezing when what is normal suddenly doesnt exist. I dont care what the situation,car street building,look for the exits,ALWAYS.Because you dont know when disaster will strike. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 938077 United States 11/03/2016 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good tips, thank you.. Quoting: Tangy Also, in most cases, your tactical pen can go on airlines. Mine is a schrade in pink.. :) How does one use this pen? Eyes? I'm in a very high risk area atm and can't really do anything about it...any other non lethal items I should look into? Non lethal may not be an option. In some cases it will be kill or be killed. You can certainly have your non-lethal strategies, but also plan b which should be lethal. Sounds like I'm screwed. I'll go with whiskey preps and a blow torch so I may go out in a blaze of glory. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73304128 Canada 11/03/2016 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you actually knew the FIRST FUCKING THING about EDC and defensive use force laws you might want to actually let people know in your great fucking wisdom and experience that local laws may or may not ALLOW carrying a fucking knife and pepperspray moron. Quoting: Carlos McDanger Don't give advice if you don't even know SHIT. Hey dumbass it is up to the individual to check their local laws about what weapons if any they are allowed to carry not the person who is giving generic advice about staying safe. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73304128 Canada 11/03/2016 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you actually knew the FIRST FUCKING THING about EDC and defensive use force laws you might want to actually let people know in your great fucking wisdom and experience that local laws may or may not ALLOW carrying a fucking knife and pepperspray moron. Quoting: Carlos McDanger Don't give advice if you don't even know SHIT. Who peed on your tampon? Relax, Nancy. He must go to Brown where they stick tampons in the men's washroom for them to use. He has a mangina don't ya know and gets PMS which he is experiencing right now. |
The Deplorable Comedian :D User ID: 73325267 United States 11/03/2016 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dewars. Antiseptic, emergency fuel, male charm enhancer. Don't be caught short. I did a partial inventory of alcohol yesterday. I'm set. I don't drink much, but when the shit hits the fan, it's good trading material. We have used vodka as an antiseptic for years. We clean supplies for making wine or cheese with it. Vodka is a very useful emergency supply. I used to have GALLONS of vodka laid up in storage. Then I started enjoying screwdrivers. Now I have no vodka. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Sleeping Giant (OP) User ID: 2359961 United States 11/03/2016 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dewars. Antiseptic, emergency fuel, male charm enhancer. Don't be caught short. I did a partial inventory of alcohol yesterday. I'm set. I don't drink much, but when the shit hits the fan, it's good trading material. We have used vodka as an antiseptic for years. We clean supplies for making wine or cheese with it. Vodka is a very useful emergency supply. I used to have GALLONS of vodka laid up in storage. Then I started enjoying screwdrivers. Now I have no vodka. But is it strawberry infused? Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69420085 United States 11/03/2016 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1 Hop up and down on one leg mumbling "Ya ya ya ya oorv mub ya ya!" 2 Practice telepathic communication with roadkill 3 Build a suit of armour from several metal bedpans, metal chamber pots, and whatnot 4 Build a concrete swimming pool in your yard, then fill it with blue dyed concrete. Before the blue stuff completely sets, you can shove the metal legs of some lawn decoration fake flamingos to complete the effect. 5 Fill an entire writing tablet with the "good things" you think would come from world war 3 6 Unroll a roll of TP. 7 Roll the TP back up 8 Do anything other than this junk and skip steps nine and ten ALL BETTER! KEEP READING G_L_P !! |
Nikola Tesla User ID: 72788982 United States 11/03/2016 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Blend In.. No fatigues or any overt signs you may be a combatant.. Unless your are and ready to fight.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69704936 Don't attempt to take a large weapon through a check point.. Have a few sources of cash, have some silver or gold.. Hundreds of thousands have avoided much trouble or certain death with a $500 - $1000 bribe.. Have an opinion~? Keep it to yourself.. Cache anything you want to keep.. don't keep anything out your not willing to have taken by robbers, milit@ or @rmy.. Have a plan before you need a plan.. Your neighbor is in the same position as you.. Historically people have survived cataclysmic social, economic, natural disaster and war~? Have done so by banding together with family, friends and neighbors for common safety, security and survival.. Fact. Last Edited by Nikola Tesla on 11/03/2016 10:39 PM "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr. |
Deplorable Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States 11/03/2016 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Deplorable Comedian :D Dewars. Antiseptic, emergency fuel, male charm enhancer. Don't be caught short. I did a partial inventory of alcohol yesterday. I'm set. I don't drink much, but when the shit hits the fan, it's good trading material. We have used vodka as an antiseptic for years. We clean supplies for making wine or cheese with it. Vodka is a very useful emergency supply. I used to have GALLONS of vodka laid up in storage. Then I started enjoying screwdrivers. Now I have no vodka. But is it strawberry infused? Cherry. Cherry infused. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Deplorable Big Daddy D Chaotic Constitutionalist User ID: 48865774 United States 11/04/2016 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree to a point. Houston/Dallas don't seem to be affected as much by the "violent" protests as other cities. I don't know if its the lower unemployment, lower welfare (my perception) or a combination of that and other factors. I fully expect cities like Memphis, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago (already a war zone), Baltimore, etc. to completely erupt. When it happens, I think the cops pull back and let them burn it to the ground. HWR The US is a One Party State controlled by a small cadre of Financiers Big Daddy D |
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Sleeping Giant (OP) User ID: 543618 United States 11/04/2016 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree to a point. Houston/Dallas don't seem to be affected as much by the "violent" protests as other cities. I don't know if its the lower unemployment, lower welfare (my perception) or a combination of that and other factors. Quoting: Deplorable Big Daddy D I fully expect cities like Memphis, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago (already a war zone), Baltimore, etc. to completely erupt. When it happens, I think the cops pull back and let them burn it to the ground. When Trump wins, I would suspect some FF's involving racism in more suburban and rural areas. Spraypaint/firebombs in churches, for example with something written to portray racism. All in attempt to make Trump and his supporters and all republicans to appear racist. For example, [link to www.theatlantic.com] Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Sleeping Giant (OP) User ID: 543618 United States 11/04/2016 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: BREAKING: US has received threat information of a possible attack the day before the election in NY, TX, and VA by Al Qaeda Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Deplorable Big Daddy D Chaotic Constitutionalist User ID: 48865774 United States 11/04/2016 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree to a point. Houston/Dallas don't seem to be affected as much by the "violent" protests as other cities. I don't know if its the lower unemployment, lower welfare (my perception) or a combination of that and other factors. Quoting: Deplorable Big Daddy D I fully expect cities like Memphis, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago (already a war zone), Baltimore, etc. to completely erupt. When it happens, I think the cops pull back and let them burn it to the ground. When Trump wins, I would suspect some FF's involving racism in more suburban and rural areas. Spraypaint/firebombs in churches, for example with something written to portray racism. All in attempt to make Trump and his supporters and all republicans to appear racist. For example, [link to www.theatlantic.com] I think the church burning in Greenville, MS was exactly the same thing. We saw that was it last year, when the black man burned down 3 or 4 historically black churches to try and create racial division. Just stupid... HWR The US is a One Party State controlled by a small cadre of Financiers Big Daddy D |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 543618 United States 11/04/2016 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree to a point. Houston/Dallas don't seem to be affected as much by the "violent" protests as other cities. I don't know if its the lower unemployment, lower welfare (my perception) or a combination of that and other factors. Quoting: Deplorable Big Daddy D I fully expect cities like Memphis, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago (already a war zone), Baltimore, etc. to completely erupt. When it happens, I think the cops pull back and let them burn it to the ground. When Trump wins, I would suspect some FF's involving racism in more suburban and rural areas. Spraypaint/firebombs in churches, for example with something written to portray racism. All in attempt to make Trump and his supporters and all republicans to appear racist. For example, [link to www.theatlantic.com] I think the church burning in Greenville, MS was exactly the same thing. We saw that was it last year, when the black man burned down 3 or 4 historically black churches to try and create racial division. Just stupid... You got that right! |