My husband wants to give me panties for christmas

You must have a smelly crotch and he wants you to cover it up.

New or used?

I shower everday; no more sexy time for him unless he buys me a bmw for christmas. All my other girlfriends have rovers and mercedes. I have a benz aswell but now i need a bmw. He better fulfil my desires

The kind who's married to a male troll.

Yep, smelly crotch.

New 68,000 $ off the lot thank you.

He wants to ride you and you want to ride a car. Meh.

I talked to your hubby and there is some clarification that needs to be made here!

Your hubby loves you and is getting you some very specific panties so that you can both rekindle that romance and be close and comfy on the couch near the fireplace without having to worry about abhorrent smells!

He must really love you to do this.......

here is a link for the panties you will be getting, hopefully this won't spoil your gratitude you owe him!

[link to www.myshreddies.com (secure)]

I think your mom is calling you up from the basement for dinner OP.

He should by them at Walmart!

You want a BMW yet his younger girlfriend asks for nothing


careful what you ask for..


you might just get the curb!

I meant the panties.

conspicuous consumption is thy middle name!
You better learn to cook

Your husband is telling you secretly to prepare ur anus

A smart one. A car is the most vastly depreciating asset you can own.

If you told me that, I'd divorce you and kick you to the curb.

LoL/

Sniff the crotch

Sniff the crotch

You'll be replaced. Real men don't put pussy on a pedestal!

You think you cornered the market on snatch? muhahahahahahaha

You think you cornered the market on snatch? muhahahahahahaha

That's why Hillary lost! You bitches are getting too uppity!