Confessions of a used car salesman...

Well, I once used to sell used cars and I wanted to get into the new cars business because the commissions were higher there.

I was almost there but then our brand went to hell and actually they closed their doors in that particular dealership.

I had to find a new job and they said there were a bunch of books that explained how to do that.

What color is your Parachute, that is one right there.