Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Grandmaster of 11th dimensional chess, Tsar of the Russian Empire...

...at first I thought you were simply an Andropovnik...and at your core you are...but I had no idea you were this next level of a Bond villian.

Wins WW3 with some minor inconvenience to ethnic Georgians, south Ossetians, Ukrainians and Chechens, and no nukes...that's what's up!

My premonitions matched predictive programming(or so I thought), I was sure things were going to go hot with nuclear detonation at Donetsk. But you got this, you bad ass polonium pimp!