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IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)

 
ProSolv
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01/29/2007 07:15 AM
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IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
I do it personaly friends, I do it professionaly for clients.
I solve people's problems.
I'm not a therepist, or fishing for info.
Just felt like helping (if I can) for 1/2 hour.
Please be as brief and succinct as I will keep my answeres.
Don't bother asking about me, this is about you.
I'm just tryin to help.
And hey, if you don't like my advice...IGNORE IT!

peace,
Pro
Delicious Monster

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01/29/2007 07:20 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
How do you suggest dealing with Writer's Block...
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01/29/2007 07:22 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
How do you cure stupid?
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01/29/2007 07:22 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
How do you suggest dealing with Writer's Block...
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This is a nice question. I face it often. I just go out for a walk and then come back with new ideas.
ProSolv (OP)
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01/29/2007 07:23 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
Depends on what your writing about.
SOmething Fantasticle...I'd watch some movies.
Reflective...read some self help books.
Scientific...do more research.

If youd like to get specific, I can help more.

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01/29/2007 07:24 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
15900...is this a personal problem or in general?
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01/29/2007 07:26 AM
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15900...is this a personal problem or in general?
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Both would be nice, but start with general.
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01/29/2007 07:32 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
Ok, were gonna start with personal, bacause obviously, you didn't read the title of the thread.
So, how about...paying attention.
Which would be a good beginning to curing the general populous of stupidity.
There's 2 films you should see.
1 is called...funny enough..."Stupidity"...Google it/Bill Mhahr you should find it...the other is new called "Idiocracy"....
The first ismore of a "movie-mentury"...about "stupidity" the second is a sci-fi comedy about what happens when to much of the first is let loose.
enjoy,
Pro
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01/29/2007 07:37 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
OSTRIA - you are correct, a good walk can get the creative juices flowing...there was something I read recently about how many people get ideas in teh shower.
Warm water...ah...opening all the corpussles int eh skin, geting the blood moving , thus more oxegination to the brain...
the skin is the largest organ of the body...walking...ie "exercise" would have the same effect.
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01/29/2007 07:46 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
OK, let's say the world as we know it is coming to an end. Just theoretically of course. Not sure exactly how or when it'll happen, but the signs and warnings are becoming more frequent. How do you prepare for such an event? Physically? Psychologically? Spiritually?
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01/29/2007 07:50 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
glp is crap


29mins 57sec ...
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01/29/2007 07:53 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
In a word...research.
If, hypotheticly, you believe...lets call it existance ...is gonna end, then you must ask yourself "Do I want to survive?

IF you do (thus proving you are a strong human), you need to ...research.
There are MANY upon thousands of sites dedicated to survival and the aspects therein.
BUt, if you had paid attention, and read the title, you would have asked a different question.
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
glp is crap is NOT a question
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01/29/2007 07:55 AM
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glp is crap is NOT a question
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 188404



fix it

26 mins 14 secs ...
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Think that's a joke, huh? Well, OK, but you might find those problem-solving skills in bigger demand than you ever thought. Hope my prediction's wrong, which is always a possibility.
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01/29/2007 07:57 AM
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Is it YOUR problem?
Pro
In case you don't get it, you didn't read the title, and...your querry is now fixed
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01/29/2007 07:57 AM
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Disregard the above. Appreciate your answer.
Johnny Richter
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01/29/2007 07:59 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
Missed the prosolv by one minute.
I'll have a crack at it.

To prepare for any event or to begin each day, when you wash your face and look into the mirror, ask your self sincerely, 'Will you show me your true self today john, in every action and thought?'

Of course you would say your name, not mine.
If Einstein was onto something when he said boldly that we are utilising less than 10% of our full potential, I feel this is a sure way to unlock the remaining 90%.

In the Anglo-celtic world a sincere prayer usually precedes a humorous one.
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
8419 - I'm not joking at all.
I have many levels of survival kits of my own, from 3 day bug-outs to long term..in different locatoins.
I've researched them all and researched the reasons they may be implimented.

Ive done ALOT of research
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01/29/2007 08:05 AM
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8413 - No I do not.
The only people who need to ask themselves that, are people who are not true to themselves to begin with.
I KNOW who I am, which is how I'm able to answere these kinda questions so easily.
Makes for easy money for me sometimes too as a paid consultant :)
Pro

OK...1 more beer, but then I'm out...
Jules
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01/29/2007 08:10 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
i have a car with a dead negro in the backseat,less head. blood all over the car.
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01/29/2007 08:14 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
Research Pulp Ficton...again :)
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01/29/2007 08:16 AM
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wrong thread - i think you're looking for 'dead nigger storage'
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zangtang - please dont tarnish an honestly helpful thread with your racist remarks in the guise of a poor joke.
Its not becomming of the name "Tang".
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01/29/2007 08:30 AM
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Ok, I'm off.
I'll check tomorrow if there's any straggler questoins.
peace
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01/29/2007 08:39 AM
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Re: IM A PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVER...YOU HAVE 1/2 HOUR TO ASK HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEM(S)
Just an after thought...
Have you played SpiderSolitare with 4 decks?
I can usually solve it in 200 or so moves.
And I invented a varioatoin on chess that you'll be able to play on your cell phone soon.
Ta :)

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