I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers.

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I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63454375 United Kingdom 11/15/2016 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. but other that that im enjoying my new job at the retirement home.

DewD User ID: 61114104 United States 11/15/2016 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. Do you smell it? U usually do... do.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73179663 United States 11/15/2016 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. Stop buying single ply.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63454375 United Kingdom 11/15/2016 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. Stop buying single ply. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73179663 woooooosh

Anonymous Coward User ID: 49215859 United States 11/15/2016 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. but other that that im enjoying my new job at the retirement home. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63454375 Been alive almost half a century and that hasn't happened to me. TP must be pretty thin in the mother country? We have a whole freaking isle in the grocery of the stuff to choose from here in the states. Maybe you could get some good shit on Amazon?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73424737 United States 11/15/2016 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. in the future we will poo with or feet in the air laying on our backs with a hose
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63454375 United Kingdom 11/15/2016 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. but other that that im enjoying my new job at the retirement home. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63454375 Been alive almost half a century and that hasn't happened to me. TP must be pretty thin in the mother country? We have a whole freaking isle in the grocery of the stuff to choose from here in the states. Maybe you could get some good shit on Amazon? Quoting: SubHumanFreak it was a joke implying that it was other people shit i was wiping and getting on my hand , never mind lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72387611 United States 11/15/2016 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. I use quilted northern and don't have this issue..Scott and cottonelle are guilty of this.
DEPLORABLE AR 15-SPECIALIST Admit it! We’re Fucked User ID: 47799728 United States 11/15/2016 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. 2 words... Wet Wipes TRUMPS FAULT
kgblol User ID: 66615847 Canada 11/15/2016 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 68292354 United States 11/15/2016 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. [link to s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63454375 United Kingdom 11/15/2016 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. it was a shit joke delete it mods
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72572402 United States 11/15/2016 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. What are you saying? You don't it like when your fingers take a swim through mud River?

4thhorseman User ID: 72189305 United States 11/15/2016 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. it was a shit joke delete it mods Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63454375 Stick with it OP, don't give up.. just wash your hands.. SICSEMPERTYRANIS Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum Vi veri universum vivus vici "There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact". Arthur Conan Doyle "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth". Arthur Conan Doyle MOLON LABE [link to www.usavsus.info]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71905952 United States 11/15/2016 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. dude the first time i luld just remembered wit ye op
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49215859 United States 11/15/2016 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers. it was a shit joke delete it mods Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63454375 Hahaha! Oops sorry. My second thought was if you had a technique issue ;) I do reckon wiping someone else's ass would take some practice.
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I hate it when my finger tares through the toilet paper and you get messy fingers.