POOL PARTY! --Presented by The Esoteric Fr13nds for Gaia (EFG).

99.998754% of GLP does not even know they exist ... or even remotely care.

So, I was right, we cannot cream on Mars ....

And some things are always impossible because of unchangeable extenuating physical circumstances.

This AC post from a thread earlier today:

"I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol."

I'm still trying to recover.




ETA: And the fruitloops think it is possible to rattle me? They have zero idea what an Admin on a real forum sees, and hears, over the years. They need to seriously up their game to about the 200th power, or just pack their stuff up and go home. SMH.

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I'm just popping in for a sec. I'm keeping Merit busy right now designing a ring. LOL

Anyway, there is no comparison of a tiny dinky "forum" VS a place like GLP which has 2 millions hits a day and a group of admin dealing with some of the sickest shit imaginable that people on here don't even see because you guys do your jobs and get rid of it before people freak out. There are some extremely fucked up people out there capable of extremely twisted things. I mean, it's funny to me that someone who starts a GLP offshoot thinks they have any idea of what it's like to run a huge forum. It's like when people who've had nothing happen to them talk about PTSD. Well how about talking to the little Syrian 5 year old who had his legs blown off and was sitting half severed in a street screaming for his dead mother (the child survived) or how about the special forces guy who picked pieces of his dead friend out of his face and went to war to protect people who try and pretend they have PTSD for attention? Right. Nuff said. Anyway, back to eating my crumpets (seriously, I'm eating a crumpet LMAO) and back to harassing Merit. We may or may not be looking at diamond stag head rings right now. I'll be back later. Love you long time!

That happened in Iraq as well. I will NEVER forget that picture. I sat at my computer and cried my eyes out.

Any way you are right.(about the forum. I dont even want to imagine ) The ring sounds pretty! Just dont make the antlers too long or it will catch on everthing!

So I deleted my old account, because I was getting on my own nerves lol. Its a good thing.



Nice to see you :-)

Going to see King Kong Skull Island tonight. Enjoy Beauty and the Beast!
I think they are making another King Kong versus Godzilla movie in 2020. I hope they still include the old scene where King Kong shoves a tree down Godzilla's throat...that was hilarious! Kind of like jamming a square peg in a round hole. :-)


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A song for you two!





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It's annoying when rings get stuck on clothes. I have a few gemstones in high pronged settings that get stuck on EVERYTHING. One is a blue topaz that I love but almost never wear because it wrecks clothes when it snags.

It might have been Iraq, I am not sure but I saw it on the news maybe a month ago. I thought it was Syria. They showed the boy in the hospital after he had been picked up off the road. That poor kid. It was haunting. Now THAT is trauma.

Enjoy King Kong! I love monster movies like Godzilla LOL. Disaster movies as well like San Andreas and crap like that. Those are things you can't watch at home. We have a thingie that lets us watch movies that in theatres right now (I am not tech savvy, Merit can tell you the name) but some stuff you just HAVE to go out and watch because it's not the same at home. And, of course, there is popcorn. Nothing compares to that salty greasy movie theatre stuff.

Anyway, welcome welcome.

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Let's dance.

Sshhhhhhhussh woman! As long as we make them think they're being watched they'll keep being our dancing monkeys.

Apparently they still have not figured out they are doing exactly what they were supposed to do.

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They'll figyre out what it's about eventually.

LMAO



Yes, and don't forget to shriek like a banshee and make yourself seem nuts, apparently they will get extremely scared. I'm just concerned it's blood will smell bad or that it's arm will be jello-y or something. Gross! I mean, I was hoping that I could offer it some snacks and it would be nice and polite but apparently that's not how it works with some of them. He also told me to duct tape if I don't kill it and it's only unconscious. And then he proceeded to give me a full lesson in how to properly duct tape someone. It was interesting. The more you know, right? LOL

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Indeed. I think that's a really interesting thing, Akashic. Have you finished up the music using that sample? I'm still super attached to Paz, btw!

Where ppl mess up is the knees. They always duct tape or tie the ankles but not the knees. Amateurs.

Ankles, knees, wrist, then the wrist and knees together or wrists behind the back tied to the ankles bent back towards their hands.
(This same process works with zip ties of course)

If you tape their mouth have some compassion and make a little slit in the tape with a knife at the mouth so they can breathe through their mouth and nose.

They could have sinus issues or allergies so just breathing through their nose may not be possible for a sustained amount of time.

I have to teach you ppl every thing SMH.


*Disclaimer* - I learned all that from some movie I can't remember the name of.

Oh I like it! I've been pointing out that plot of land to Merit that is for sale next to yours and I might just copy some of your kitchen ideas. I'm a fan of French provincial for kitchens. Not that I cook much LOL but I'm trying and Merit hasn't died of food poisoning yet so this is good. You can give me southern lady cooking lessons, like chicken n dumplings. YUM! Don't forget the biscuit recipe you're supposed to teach me!

Well, I'm hungry again. LOL

It's a good thing you put in that disclaimer, baby. Otherwise people might get the wrong idea. Jeez. It's not like you have extensive weapons training or anything, right?

Have you guys seen the Kid Rock grills? LOL

Shhhhh they might think you're Satanic witch again. Shhhhh!!!!

FFS, you guys sure are being creepy lately. BOILING CABBAGE. ONLY FOR CABBAGE!!



Or intruders.

Oh hell.