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POOL PARTY! --Presented by The Esoteric Fr13nds for Gaia (EFG).
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...Funny! Reminds me of the flying humanoids. One of my favourites, goofiest looking alien ive ever seen. "Do you want a cup of tea"  Quoting: :KD: OMG  This was hilarious! That lady! "Are you hungry? What do you want?" in that slow voice. That is the perfect prank for all of GLP, I'm pretty sure that's how most GLP people would react to that. "Let's talk. Don't go. Tell me everything!" Haha! LOVE it! This one ^^^ is still one of my all time favorites. So mean. Oh hell no! I'll rip its arm off and beat it with its own arm, just like Merit told us to do!  See, I still have the note. LMAO  Yes, and don't forget to shriek like a banshee and make yourself seem nuts, apparently they will get extremely scared. I'm just concerned it's blood will smell bad or that it's arm will be jello-y or something. Gross! I mean, I was hoping that I could offer it some snacks and it would be nice and polite but apparently that's not how it works with some of them. He also told me to duct tape if I don't kill it and it's only unconscious. And then he proceeded to give me a full lesson in how to properly duct tape someone. It was interesting. The more you know, right? LOL  Where ppl mess up is the knees. They always duct tape or tie the ankles but not the knees. Amateurs. Ankles, knees, wrist, then the wrist and knees together or wrists behind the back tied to the ankles bent back towards their hands. (This same process works with zip ties of course) If you tape their mouth have some compassion and make a little slit in the tape with a knife at the mouth so they can breathe through their mouth and nose. They could have sinus issues or allergies so just breathing through their nose may not be possible for a sustained amount of time. I have to teach you ppl every thing SMH. *Disclaimer* - I learned all that from some movie I can't remember the name of.
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