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Cucutta train ride with constant farting

 
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11/18/2016 03:28 PM
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Cucutta train ride with constant farting
I took a Train ride today through Calcutta to take in some scenery and Eastern culture. About ten minutes into the journey, a man got onto the train who looked like he hadnt washed all week and was in some type of scruffy pyjamas. Our carriage was already overly crowded. Two minutes later I sterted hearing these high pitched sqeaks and then hissing and chuffing noises coming from him. Then I got a whiff of the vilest smell I have ever encountered in my life. This man was openly and repeatedly farting. All the women did was pull their tops over their noses and carried on talking like it was nothing. Now, I am sorry, but anywhere elese this man would have been thrown out, but it is normal in Calcutta. Never again.
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11/18/2016 03:31 PM
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Re: Cucutta train ride with constant farting
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11/18/2016 03:32 PM
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You sound like a real British person too lol
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11/18/2016 03:33 PM
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I am English
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11/18/2016 03:38 PM
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Could you better describe the smell exactly, details man.
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11/18/2016 03:42 PM
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Well, each time he farted, I gasped like a fish at each fresh outrage. It smelled like a cross between rotting suede and the sort of smell you would encounter if you accidentally walked into a bathroom after someone with a hangover had had a military shít. It smelled like a Pakistani restaurant.
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11/18/2016 03:44 PM
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I would bar anyone who traveled to that region from my home for many years.
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11/18/2016 03:47 PM
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I would bar anyone who traveled to that region from my home for many years.
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You would be right to. The diseases of the stomach that are there would keep a man topped up with diahorhea for twenty years. My stomach is making bubbling noises like a mud swamp.
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11/18/2016 03:51 PM
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Well, each time he farted, I gasped like a fish at each fresh outrage. It smelled like a cross between rotting suede and the sort of smell you would encounter if you accidentally walked into a bathroom after someone with a hangover had had a military shít. It smelled like a Pakistani restaurant.
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1rof1
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11/18/2016 03:52 PM
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Long live the Raj!
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11/18/2016 03:52 PM
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Why would any civilized person want to go to Calcutta anyway?

Fact: Those filthy pigs bathe where they shit & burn their dead.
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11/18/2016 03:53 PM
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Well, each time he farted, I gasped like a fish at each fresh outrage. It smelled like a cross between rotting suede and the sort of smell you would encounter if you accidentally walked into a bathroom after someone with a hangover had had a military shít. It smelled like a Pakistani restaurant.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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11/18/2016 03:54 PM
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How long did he stay on the train?
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11/18/2016 03:59 PM
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Well, each time he farted, I gasped like a fish at each fresh outrage. It smelled like a cross between rotting suede and the sort of smell you would encounter if you accidentally walked into a bathroom after someone with a hangover had had a military shít. It smelled like a Pakistani restaurant.
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Ok, thanks!
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11/20/2016 11:13 AM
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Re: Cucutta train ride with constant farting
A train has just derailed in India, killing 7 people and many injuries, and I will wager that pyjama man was on board, and near the drivers cabin, with his wind.





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