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01/30/2007 03:41 AM
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I am releasing this information to the world via this forum God Like Productions to ensure it will be seen by as many people as possible while protecting my identity.

What I am about to share with you may sound ridiculous but I assure you it is all true.

In 2011 the Earth will be facing a catastrophe surpassing any calamity our civilization has faced and people in the high offices in government’s world wide know this.

In 1951 the Soviet Union and the United States of America were contacted by an extraterrestrial race who foresaw what we are about to go through. The race of beings had come to warn Earth about the coming catastrophe and offer us a solution.

Governments were at first skeptical but as climate change continued they realized that the alien race was being truthful.

Basically, the plan is prior to the shift the alien race will offer any humans passage on there craft to take humanity to a safe location for a few years until the Earth’s continents re-aligned and the weather patters became stable.

Currently trials are being made of mass landings of craft and the news of the plan will be released 2 weeks prior to the evacuation. It will not be released sooner as governments have come to the conclusion that humans will not go along with the plan until the changes become apparent and are affecting everyone’s lives.

Unfortunately some aspects of humanity who know about this plan are taking matters into there own hands at the moment to secure key locations to set up a new power base when the changes are over and the population has been re-settled on Earth. Thankfully, those factions are not very powerful but may make some attempt to confuse humanity and spread disinformation mainly through religion when the Alien craft land.

The evacuation of earth will be an impressive feat and been in the planning for many decades, it will involve 100 million craft and 72 alien races animal, plant and bacterial species have already been evacuated.

I believe that people are able to accept the truth of what will happen and that is why I am sharing it with you to give your selves time to prepare as the evacuation will cause the split up of family and friends if they are not in the same location as you when your area is cleared.

So everyone, please get ready psychologically and spiritually for what is about to take place. I fear by governments’ not warning people in time many people may refuse to board the escape craft due to psychological and religious factors and I don’t want to see this happen. The Alien races will not force anyone to go against there will.
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01/30/2007 03:46 AM

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Fuck it, I'll stay here and embrace the horror rather than leave my family behind. Probably mostly be a bunch of you Alien butt probe goofballs going anyway, so I'll hang here and ride the lightning.
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01/30/2007 03:48 AM
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

doooooooooooooooom


and im #4 in this thread!!!

TOP 5 MA!!!!
TOP 5!!!
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 03:48 AM
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I can't wait !!!!!!!

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Life Line
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01/30/2007 03:50 AM
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Could be the coming Kingdom of God and the rapture he is talking about.
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01/30/2007 03:52 AM
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sign me up!
I'd LOVE to see another world!
floydian slip

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01/30/2007 03:53 AM
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maybe the aliens are causing this doom in the first place to get us on their ships like jews at the holocost.
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01/30/2007 03:54 AM
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Could be the coming Kingdom of God and the rapture he is talking about.
 Quoting: Life Line 168461

and birds could fly out of my ass at any moment, too.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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01/30/2007 03:57 AM
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Could be the coming Kingdom of God and the rapture he is talking about.

and birds could fly out of my ass at any moment, too.
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent

You know i would like to be when that happens .As long as the birds are flying out of Mrs andersons ass that is.
LOL

Sign me up
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 04:09 AM
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:Fleeing mo:

Now, my problem is that after being a GLP for a while and having read all that stuff about Reptilians, Draconians, Guacamolians, greys, greens and earth tones in general aliens, I don't know if I can trust our spacial escorts.

Do you have any idea where are they taking us?. Will we be feed or will we be the food?...oh so many questions!.

Could you give us more details about our 2011 itinerary?.
Thank you.
NobodyLikesMe

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01/30/2007 04:11 AM
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They're coming to take us AWAYYYYYY!
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 05:37 AM
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I'm staying on Earth. I have no intention on allowing my butt to be probed AGAIN!
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01/30/2007 05:40 AM
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seriously, ill take the risk of evil aliens that want to eat me before staying here when the shit hits the fan. Any superior race thats that diabolical in its planning to eat us deserves me as food.

Given that the aliens have 1,000 times our technology and capability I imagine eating us is the furthest thing from their minds and they genuinely want to help.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 05:44 AM
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We get air-miles?
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01/30/2007 05:46 AM
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72 alien races animal, plant and bacterial species have already been evacuated.
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If they evacuated the good bush weed. I'm there.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 05:49 AM
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If the Jews are coming too I'll stay here.
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01/30/2007 05:52 AM
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Could be the coming Kingdom of God and the rapture he is talking about.
 Quoting: Life Line 168461


Either that or the counterfeit plan of the "great deceiver's" to explain away the rapture...
Real truth is self evident...
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 05:53 AM
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hmmmm noahs ark/spacecraft?
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 05:54 AM
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I will take my chances in the HD survival submarine capsule I'm building now!
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01/30/2007 05:55 AM
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if each ship held a million people, and the earths estimated pop. in 2011 is 7 billion

that means max 1 in 7 saved

if each ship holds a thousand and there are a 100 million ships and a thousand million is a billion

too stoned for math, but you get the idea
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01/30/2007 05:57 AM
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Could be the coming Kingdom of God and the rapture he is talking about.

and birds could fly out of my ass at any moment, too.
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent

as for birds out of your ass.. anything is possible! lol

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01/30/2007 06:02 AM
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This is going to sound really out there, but I've had several dreams and visions of an evacuation of the species via space craft - I just wrote it off to really gifted imagination.

The words in the OP made the hair on my arms stand on end and I have a thousand small butterflies in my belly.

Feel the DOOM! *lol*
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01/30/2007 06:03 AM
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I would be happy to be beamed aboard, then take the opportunity to murder a few of the little buggers for abducting my ass - just in case their actions are not in my best interests, better to take as many out as possible ask questions later - just in case....
Rontus Mek'oras

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01/30/2007 06:13 AM
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This is going to sound really out there, but I've had several dreams and visions of an evacuation of the species via space craft - I just wrote it off to really gifted imagination.

The words in the OP made the hair on my arms stand on end and I have a thousand small butterflies in my belly.

Feel the DOOM! *lol*
 Quoting: Delicious Monster



Maybe the OP borrowed that idea from one of your posts.. Maybe
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Al Bundy
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01/30/2007 06:17 AM
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Sign me up.. I'm pretty broke at the moment and haven't seen a good proctologist for way too long.
Do you do coffee enemas?
That other stuff sounds like it may be rough on the roids.
Delicious Monster

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01/30/2007 06:18 AM
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This is going to sound really out there, but I've had several dreams and visions of an evacuation of the species via space craft - I just wrote it off to really gifted imagination.

The words in the OP made the hair on my arms stand on end and I have a thousand small butterflies in my belly.

Feel the DOOM! *lol*



Maybe the OP borrowed that idea from one of your posts.. Maybe
 Quoting: Rontus Mek'oras



I haven't posted it anywhere *lol*

I avoid advertising my potential insanity ... haha
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2007 06:20 AM
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This is going to sound really out there, but I've had several dreams and visions of an evacuation of the species via space craft...
 Quoting: Delicious Monster


Yes. So have I. And it is not just a vision of the future - it is also a memory of the distant past.

This has happened before. We were evacuated from Mars and brought to Earth.
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01/30/2007 06:20 AM
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I do

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01/30/2007 06:21 AM
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why would anyone want to save humanity, we suck!
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01/30/2007 06:23 AM
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Well, I dreamed I saw the knights
In armor coming,
Saying something about a queen.
There were peasants singing and
Drummers drumming
And the archer split the tree.
There was a fanfare blowing
To the sun
That was floating on the breeze.
Look at Mother Nature on the run
In the nineteen seventies.
Look at Mother Nature on the run
In the nineteen seventies.

I was lying in a burned out basement
With the full moon in my eyes.
I was hoping for replacement
When the sun burst thru the sky.
There was a band playing in my head
And I felt like getting high.
I was thinking about what a
Friend had said
I was hoping it was a lie.
Thinking about what a
Friend had said
I was hoping it was a lie.

Well, I dreamed I saw the silver
Space ships flying
In the yellow haze of the sun,
There were children crying
And colors flying
All around the chosen ones.
All in a dream, all in a dream
The loading had begun.
They were flying Mother Nature's
Silver seed to a new home in the sun.
Flying Mother Nature's
Silver seed to a new home.


After the Goldrush
Neil Young
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01/30/2007 06:23 AM
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Yes. So have I. And it is not just a vision of the future - it is also a memory of the distant past.

This has happened before. We were evacuated from Mars and brought to Earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 154986


oh so that's where white people came from!

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