I live in Paradise

Well it was fun till dazzle horse suspected a turkey was eating his grain and flipped his top

The feathered punks shit on my porch and harass the cat.

Texas?

I love the country.
I would marry a farmer.

my dickbag trotted off to the barn with me on his back with only a halter on

nothing I could do

I was all like " Ho , . , Ho , o, . ,. .,Ho , o , o , oooooo , Ho , . , o o o oo o o . ! . . .

Someone shit on one of the horses head last night lol I think it was one of their magpie friends

Or dick bags haven't Bern ridden in years

Colorado kinda close to Durango

I'm no farmer but I like the court and can care for you horses

I hate the court... And Bern capitalised a couple of posts so....

Haha but I have so much respect for the farmers that busy their asses for us.

Good luck to any dumb asses that think they're gonna take anything from them if this so called civil war ever comes

Op watches Duck dynasty.

Weminuche area? Beautiful

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my legendary skills are part due to that area

Please keep that area nagger-free!

Actually I think it's one of the most ridiculous shows I've ever seen but whatever.

Yup! I can see my eolus. So cool someone in Spain knows the area! Have you been here much?

So many stupid auto corrects using my phone in previous replies

There aren't many naggers here, but some of the coolest black men I've ever met

I went on a group wilderness trek there many years ago. We rode on horseback and went to the Emerald lakes. Absolutely incredible area...and we saw wild turkeys, a mama bear with cubs, lots of elk, deer and either wolves at night or very large coyotes. Paradise for sure!

Also, no one like me watched fuck dynasty, it's city dwelling people unaware of the real world

Wow an auto correct from duck to fuck. It actually is learning

Happy for you OP, good to have great outdoors work.
Take care

Wow that is so cool I love emerald lakes. Probably coyotes as wolves were supposedly killed/chased off from this area decades ago. There are many credible sightings still so I wouldn't be surprised if it was a wolf tho

Are u from Spain or is that just where u are for now?

Hi Norway thank you. Cool to see so many different countries responding because looked to see if it was where they were.

Never between to Norway but it's on my bucket list. Paradise potential for sure 😃

Yes sir, I do believe you are living in paradise.

Coming from a man trapped in the Concrete Jungle, with dreams of one day being surrounded by trees and grassland as far as the eye can see.

Pig hunting Hawaiian Islands= Paradise 'aina style

Come down to Southwest Colorado! Just don't invite too many friends... kinda sucks here in the end

Yes, you're in place paradise as well no doubt. My only problem is no snowboarding there. I'm sure the surfing would make me forget

Enjoy your tornado, punk.

Tornado? Punk?wtf are you talking about? Are you that ignorant?

Enjoy your riots asshole. Don't try coming here when things get too intense for you