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Squirrel Gets Revenge on Chicago Politician Who Spoke Out Against Squirrels

 
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Howard Brookins Jr., the city council member for Chicago’s 21st ward, was hospitalized by a squirrel after the politician publicly spoke out against the pesky rodents for being too “aggressive.”

Brookins was sent to the hospital with a skull fracture in a bicycle accident on Nov. 13, according to the Chicago alderman’s Facebook page.

The politician was riding his bicycle along Cal-Sag Trail when the squirrel ran in front of his bike. The rodent became wrapped in Brookin’s bicycle spokes, causing the councilman to flip over his handlebars, the Washington Post reported Tuesday. Brookins landed roughly and broke his nose, knocked out several teeth, and fractured his skull.

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Should have wore a helmet sir! Oh, and ban squirrels , they are obviously more of a problem than the gangs!
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Told ya Chicago don't play

And yes there is a helmet law...


Tangled in the spokes..?
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thats actually hilarious
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An opponent of Rahm conveniently hospitalized before big vote in city council perhaps

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Seen this on the news this morning.

Karma.
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Howard Brookins Jr., the city council member for Chicago’s 21st ward, was hospitalized by a squirrel after the politician publicly spoke out against the pesky rodents for being too “aggressive.”

Brookins was sent to the hospital with a skull fracture in a bicycle accident on Nov. 13, according to the Chicago alderman’s Facebook page.

The politician was riding his bicycle along Cal-Sag Trail when the squirrel ran in front of his bike. The rodent became wrapped in Brookin’s bicycle spokes, causing the councilman to flip over his handlebars, the Washington Post reported Tuesday. Brookins landed roughly and broke his nose, knocked out several teeth, and fractured his skull.

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Dumbass! All he had to do was create some "Squirrel free" zones. In Chicago wishful thinking reigns in politics. Just watch what happens when he tells everyone Chicago will stay a sanctuary city - he'll get mugged by an Illegal. LOL!
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Should have wore a helmet sir! Oh, and ban squirrels , they are obviously more of a problem than the gangs!
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Are they Russian squirrel's?
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"The squirrel was spotted moments before the incident"...

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Suicide bomber squirrel does not forgive.
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Should have wore a helmet sir! Oh, and ban squirrels , they are obviously more of a problem than the gangs!
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Are they Russian squirrel's?
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you should have bought a squirrel. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Any word on the condition of the squirrel? I'd like to send him/her a gift basket.
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you should have bought a squirrel. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Any word on the condition of the squirrel? I'd like to send him/her a gift basket.
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Well, by the looks of him all mangled up in the spoke in that picture, he probably won't make it...
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Any word on the condition of the squirrel? I'd like to send him/her a gift basket.
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Well, by the looks of him all mangled up in the spoke in that picture, he probably won't make it...
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Poor guy took one for the team.
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Suicide bomber squirrel does not forgive.
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or forget

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Couldn't help but laugh. I feed our squirrels (live rural) and I do have one that throws pecans and little twigs at me. Literally gets in the branches over me and launches pecan bombs at me and the dogs.
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He probably purposely tried to hit it.. dumbass. lol
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Any word on the condition of the squirrel? I'd like to send him/her a gift basket.
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Well, by the looks of him all mangled up in the spoke in that picture, he probably won't make it...
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Pretty sure you're right.
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Dumbass! All he had to do was create some "Squirrel free" zones. In Chicago wishful thinking reigns in politics. Just watch what happens when he tells everyone Chicago will stay a sanctuary city - he'll get mugged by an Illegal. LOL!
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That would be awesome! For years I was hoping that would happen to Rahm Emanuel also.
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What if, driven by his hatred of squirrels, he deliberately tried to run over the squirrel, resulting in a case of instant karma?

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Just shows squirrels are far more intelligent than these douche loads.
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Poor Squirrel! verysad





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