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Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??

 
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12/04/2016 05:53 PM
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Hope that it wouldn't be in the middle of a 5min shit.
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12/04/2016 05:55 PM
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Eat microwave raziolloi and take a big ass shit while drinking beer. Sniff my fiances ass. Just keep shitting and drinking at our hideout.
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12/04/2016 05:56 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Hope that it wouldn't be in the middle of a 5min shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28260664


The 4-minute warning is an acceptable time to pinch that fucker off short and get outside to see the show. Nobody's gonna care about your skid mark at that point.
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12/04/2016 06:00 PM

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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Climb into an old refrigerator and hope for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73537905


What if you're ok, but it's tipped over on the doors? Might be hard to get out.
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Friend 1: What would you do if you found out the earth was going to end in a matter of minutes.

Friend 2: man, i'd start fucking anything that moved. What would you do.

Friend 1: I'd be very, very still, I guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72304389


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12/04/2016 06:06 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
I already got an emergency joint rolled en a shot of whisky big hugs for me mum and me daughter
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59625174


Almost the same here.

Twist up a royal fatty, grab some single malt or my expensive Italian Grappa, crank up a favorite Frank Zappa tune (Willie the Pimp or Peaches and Regalia) and hold my white boxer, Buddy, real close. Then take a toke, a swig, look up to the sky while sporting my most "screw you" face I keep on reserve for attitude filled cops and religious freaks trying to save my soul, and just wait.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 72029500


This one is ths winner for me. Especially grabbing your dog, mine passed last week. I'd just have to roll an extra fatty and smoke one for him.
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Hope that it wouldn't be in the middle of a 5min shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28260664


The 4-minute warning is an acceptable time to pinch that fucker off short and get outside to see the show. Nobody's gonna care about your skid mark at that point.
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Omg

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12/04/2016 06:09 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Try Cocaine
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already tried it. dont do it. you will tell family members about your ufo encounter and trust me they will think your crazy...
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12/04/2016 06:09 PM

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I already got an emergency joint rolled en a shot of whisky big hugs for me mum and me daughter
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59625174


Almost the same here.

Twist up a royal fatty, grab some single malt or my expensive Italian Grappa, crank up a favorite Frank Zappa tune (Willie the Pimp or Peaches and Regalia) and hold my white boxer, Buddy, real close. Then take a toke, a swig, look up to the sky while sporting my most "screw you" face I keep on reserve for attitude filled cops and religious freaks trying to save my soul, and just wait.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 72029500


This one is ths winner for me. Especially grabbing your dog, mine passed last week. I'd just have to roll an extra fatty and smoke one for him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73540481


sorry about your puppy :(
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Well i suppose i'll just pop into my garage and look for Ford Prefect.
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12/04/2016 06:11 PM
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post it on GLP then it wont happen. GLP effect=it never happens.lol
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12/04/2016 06:15 PM
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What is wrong with hoping Master will protect me,cant a girl have a fantasy around you?
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Good girl.
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Realize we're fucked.............

Since Hillary blabbed our enemies have reconfigured their attack plans and now it only takes 2 minutes. Your point is mute.
 Quoting: AR 15-SPECIALIST


Your point is silenced or debatable? mute or moot?

I am not a grammar nazi, but I had to laugh at that one..sorry AR...no harm intended..


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12/04/2016 06:22 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
I have a SPECIAL hollow point bullet ready for that event. I would rather die of a bullet than to be tortured to death in the event of a nuclear attack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13127957


One shot with that bullet to my head and I wouldn't feel a thing. It would be over and I would not suffer from the pain of a nuclear attack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13127957


Coward. Premeditated coward at that! You can kill yourself anytime.

Maybe the ICBMs won't launch? Maybe the 2m warning is fake to get you cowards to off yourselves? Maybe they'll stop they ICBMs? Maybe they'll only hit the big cities and yours isn't one of them?

Certainly, there are moments when any rational human would off h(er)(im)self but to just do it initially shows major stupidity.

What would I do? Go down. Ditch, basement, sewer, hollow, aquaduct. GO DOWN! I'd make sure I was armed and I would go down as low as I could get. Then, I'd wait. I'd try to make sure I was in a place where access to the surface could not be blocked and I would wait and see. Once I was down, out of the way, then I'd pray. I'd pray for forgiveness of every sin I'd ever committed and I'd pray for my family while I was waiting. If I got trapped or sick, well, a 380 to the temple will end you fast. There is always time for the bullet.

Why would you off yourself right there? You're just being a cock sure asshole right up until the end. Thats bullshit. You don't know that its real or that it will be successful.
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12/04/2016 06:33 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Climb into an old refrigerator and hope for the best.
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What if you're ok, but it's tipped over on the doors? Might be hard to get out.
 Quoting: Solitary Man


lmao
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12/04/2016 06:38 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
If I was home, I'd pull my list of things to do in case of a nuclear attack off my bulletin board and gather everyone in my house down in the basement. The first thing I'd have them do is fill our water barrels.

After the blast hits, we'd close all our windows, go to the back yard with hats on and cover the garden with tarps and collect everything we need from there we don't want contaminated, or to survive the next 3 weeks in the basement. When fallout begins, we'll come back inside and collect what we need from the house to the basement.

I'd use my Geiger counter to determine the areas of the basement with the lowest radiation levels, reinforce the doors against intruders, give everyone Iodine pills, and we'd set up to stay there for 3 weeks.
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12/04/2016 06:45 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Try Cocaine
 Quoting: BRIEF


I'd try heroin.
 Quoting: ChvyV8Bldr


If you can get cocaine or heroin with 4 minutes notice, you have already tried cocaine or heroin.
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12/04/2016 06:46 PM
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There wont BE a 4 minute warning,
unless you live in the remote mountains
like I do.
That BIG FLASH will be your last memory.
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12/04/2016 06:48 PM
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Finish my beer, smoke some weed, and sit and wait with my AR chambered in .300 BLK to see who is dumb enough to fuck with me.
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12/04/2016 06:48 PM
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I would do nothing diff. GOD has my back. These things will happen. Dead is dead from a personal perspective. Numbers of dead do not matter to the dead nor how they died. Your dead all else fails to matter. :)
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12/04/2016 06:49 PM
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Pray for Mercy. Pray for family. In Jesus Name.


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I would go for an elevator ride down 28 stories to the bunker.
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12/04/2016 06:52 PM
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And go outside to watch. Though the e.m.p. would take out our eyes.
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Are you an Android or a human with bionic eye implants???
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12/04/2016 06:54 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Do what i've wanted to do for years.

Walk over and kneecap my neighbor.
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Panic sex under the Christmas tree!
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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12/04/2016 06:59 PM
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Knowing the way this country works, we'd get the message 30 mins late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34757701


yep::hesright:
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Climb into an old refrigerator and hope for the best.
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Cool.


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12/04/2016 07:08 PM
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Re: Seriously what would you do if you heard the 4 minute warning now ??
Nothing, just ignore the shit out of it.

"Nuclear weapons" are the great hoax of our time. "ooga booga do as I say or my sun god will getcha" puhleez!!!





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