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Guitars are like women ...

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 05:13 PM
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Guitars are like women ...
They get jealous, and bitchy.

I favour my American Stratocaster, cuz of the smooth action.

Then my Blonde Baja Telecaster gets bitchy, and my semi-solid-Gibson Jazz lady gets wild!

Nomesane?
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12/19/2016 05:19 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
They get jealous, and bitchy.

I favour my American Stratocaster, cuz of the smooth action.

Then my Blonde Baja Telecaster gets bitchy, and my semi-solid-Gibson Jazz lady gets wild!

Nomesane?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73634162


One of the best fucking guitars ever. I had one and sold it like an idiot. Now all I can think about is my baja tele.

Getting rid of guitars is like getting rid of women as well.. better hold on to the good ones.
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12/19/2016 05:21 PM
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12/19/2016 05:27 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
my Gibson SG and my Paul Reed Smith Custom 24 says your guitars are pussies. lmao
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12/19/2016 05:29 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
ha, My Hamers laugh at your machine made balsa wood tryhards
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12/19/2016 05:31 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
my Gibson SG and my Paul Reed Smith Custom 24 says your guitars are pussies. lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72320838


Bro! They feel so good.

My Strat is an American Sunburst, and is so smooth!
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12/19/2016 05:33 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Guitars are like women ...

Not really, I want to keep my guitars.
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12/19/2016 05:33 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
They get jealous, and bitchy.

I favour my American Stratocaster, cuz of the smooth action.

Then my Blonde Baja Telecaster gets bitchy, and my semi-solid-Gibson Jazz lady gets wild!

Nomesane?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73634162


One of the best fucking guitars ever. I had one and sold it like an idiot. Now all I can think about is my baja tele.

Getting rid of guitars is like getting rid of women as well.. better hold on to the good ones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4556813


The Blonde Baja Tele is epic!

There are guitar-girls who will tell you this!
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12/19/2016 05:34 PM
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Guitars are like women ...

Not really, I want to keep my guitars.
 Quoting: Turbo Spaz


Bro!

You can have women, too!

Lots of women can do guitars!
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12/19/2016 05:35 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Well strung.
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12/19/2016 05:39 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Strat with a bridge paf is the only way to fly
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12/19/2016 05:41 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Guitars are like women ...

Not really, I want to keep my guitars.
 Quoting: Turbo Spaz


Mang! You need a babe that can do 12-bar and 8-bar blues.

Pretty basic, but will pay the bills.

I love playing in the key of C, myself.
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12/19/2016 05:42 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Strat with a bridge paf is the only way to fly
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You is a Gibson traitor!
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12/19/2016 05:49 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Guitars are even curved like women and both like to held and touched.

My fav was a Suhr classic strat. Had a Hamer that was great too.
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12/19/2016 05:49 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
They get jealous, and bitchy.

I favour my American Stratocaster, cuz of the smooth action.

Then my Blonde Baja Telecaster gets bitchy, and my semi-solid-Gibson Jazz lady gets wild!

Nomesane?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73634162


One of the best fucking guitars ever. I had one and sold it like an idiot. Now all I can think about is my baja tele.

Getting rid of guitars is like getting rid of women as well.. better hold on to the good ones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4556813


Bro!

Play yer guitar like a woman!

Tender, 'n gentle.

Even when playin' a A13 chord, bro!
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12/19/2016 05:53 PM
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Gnomesane
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12/19/2016 05:53 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
they get loud when you play with their knobs ?
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12/19/2016 05:54 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
I loaded up my honey Blonde Baja Telecaster with Cobalt strings.

She be singin' but um ummm ummmm!
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12/19/2016 05:54 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Gnomesane
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73629920


Precisely, Japanese bro!
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12/19/2016 05:54 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
they have skinny necks you just want to wrap your hands around and

..oh

oops2
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12/19/2016 05:55 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
they fret a lot
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12/19/2016 05:56 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
High strung, but pulling out you whammy bar makes them gently weep
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12/19/2016 05:57 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
You are all a bunch of emo fags
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12/19/2016 05:57 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
they love a good pickup, but they are tightly wound
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12/19/2016 05:59 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
they fret a lot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72411450


That they do!

Bu, they're are lots of good babes that play guitar!

clappa
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12/19/2016 06:01 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Many good women play guitar!

There are some amazing girls that play guitar!
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12/19/2016 06:19 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
High strung, but pulling out you whammy bar makes them gently weep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71332888


Not keen on that whammy bar, mate!

Nomesane?
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12/19/2016 06:31 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
Guys and honeys!

I lay my hands on they headstocks of my guitars, and tell them that I Love them!
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12/19/2016 06:37 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
how about the ESP Vintage Plus

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I quite like the ESP made strats. much better than Fender
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12/19/2016 06:38 PM
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Re: Guitars are like women ...
And once a month they both to change about 6 strings





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