All I got for X mas was a annoying woman which I impregnated and not wanting to leave

You didn't mind fucking her though...did ya!
You also didn't seem to mind impregnating her, either.

You sound like a first class asshole who should get the shit kicked out of him and then be slapped with a paternity suit.

Well it fun sex only and she was the one saying she can't have kids.plus she wanted to have sex with my best friend the other day. Gets mad when I tell her I'm seeing a another woman but it's cool when she says she is going to have sex with my best friend and his brother.

Women are good for dumping a load in but not much else.

Oh and to add to the madness she posted a pic on Instagram with a engagement ring that I supposedly proposed to her which is bananas insane level.

My wife always sung I don't want a lot for Christmas, all I want is you when it came in the radio.

So I didn't get her anything and said at least we can be together right?

She is passed!

So how far along is she? How many kids does that make for you? How do u feel about itn are u gonna get out of the friends zone?e

You really shouldn't impregnate prostitutes OP.