girl with a nice ass staring at me consistently at work and always leaning on my truck.

Oblige her.

Do you owe her money?

Are you at Sonic restaurant?

The servers sometimes lean on your car when delivering your food.
They also have to look at you when delivering the food.

So, it's probably that.

Tell her to get the fuck off of your truck.

Squeeze that dumper

She's just wondering how a freak like yourself survived past childhood.

Yay

Give her a bucket of water and a sponge.

Ask her if she's getting enough meat in her diet.