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Want to receive a sign from God?

 
J
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12/29/2016 10:18 AM
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Want to receive a sign from God?
Genesis 1:26 Then God said, "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."


#1 Believe in God
#2 Go outside look at a clear part of the sky
#3 Ask a question in your head as if it were to God
#4 Wait for the sign in the sky to appear in your visual perspective.

The signs:

1 Bird/insect flys across your visual perspective means: YES
2 Birds/Insects fly across your visual perspective: NO
3 Birds/insects fly across your visual perspective Means magic, for example you ask how God can fix a mistake of yours and 3 birds/insects is the answer...
4 Means square meaning Pandora's box, as in everything in the box can be managed by God, usually a reassurance sign.
5 Means change

Go try it now...
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12/29/2016 10:33 AM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
It's raining out.
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12/29/2016 10:36 AM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
It's raining out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73388615


Don't go and catch a cold... wait until it has cleared up :)
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12/29/2016 10:55 AM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
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12/29/2016 10:57 AM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
Man rules over fish and birds. Oh so mighty
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12/29/2016 11:13 AM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
:) I once saw a hawk standing in the pouring rain looking at me through my kitchen window during a thunderstorm.

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12/29/2016 12:51 PM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
what does bird poo on the head mean? I think I should not have done this
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12/29/2016 01:06 PM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
Yes, I would like it to say

"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"

I didn't get a campaign sign during the election because I was too lazy to pick up a free one. I am glad that God is there to help out those in want.
Welcome to the Deplorable States of TRUMP. Papers please?
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Death to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Death to Iran
Death to Kim Jong-un - Death to Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea
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Blab gobble doodle blurb!
Fucking obnoxious cretin.
What shit hole country did you shit hole people crawl out of?
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12/29/2016 01:08 PM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
It's raining out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73388615


Don't go and catch a cold... wait until it has cleared up :)
 Quoting: J 73441708


So G-d only answers question on a clear day???...LOLOLOLOL
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12/29/2016 01:58 PM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
what does bird poo on the head mean? I think I should not have done this
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51558052


Some say that's good luck...
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12/29/2016 01:59 PM
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
It's raining out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73388615


Don't go and catch a cold... wait until it has cleared up :)
 Quoting: J 73441708


So G-d only answers question on a clear day???...LOLOLOLOL
 Quoting: Deplorableistic


Surely you should know the alternative...

LOOK OUT THE GOD DAMN WINDOW.

Do I have to do all the thinking and answering of every plausible question?

:P
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Re: Want to receive a sign from God?
what does bird poo on the head mean? I think I should not have done this
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51558052


Some say that's good luck...
 Quoting: J 73441708


I didn't feel lucky





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