Anonymous Coward User ID: 72463119 United States 12/30/2016 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2016 Claims Another Victim... Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance. [ link to imgur.com] |
Sarah Conner
User ID: 73663711 United States 12/30/2016 02:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: 2016 Claims Another Victim... That's funny. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72463119 United States 12/30/2016 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: 2016 Claims Another Victim... That's funny. Quoting: Sarah Conner Read the comments at imgur? "Chuck Norris has never had so much as a near death experience. Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience." |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72463119 United States 12/30/2016 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: 2016 Claims Another Victim... Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72463119 United States 12/30/2016 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: 2016 Claims Another Victim... Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous snake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died. |