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Breaking! Now We Know Why Wimmin Compulsively By Stuff "On Sale!"

 
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12/30/2016 04:59 PM
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Breaking! Now We Know Why Wimmin Compulsively By Stuff "On Sale!"
All Wimmin are by nature insecure in every aspect of their lives. If they are asked certain questions, they will either start shrieking, or run away. If someone speaks to them without just the perfect voice inflection and body language, it will ruin their day. If they have some issue regarding someone they fear, they will get someone else to approach that person for them. If they frightened about something "Special" being taken from them, they will either start lying or crying.

So, why do Wimmin compulsively get suckered in by "Store Wide Sales!", and by "Special Pricing Events!", and by "Free Gifts With Minimum Purchase!"? Simple. All Wimmin are financially insecure and resourceless in their own wage earning capacities. Basically, they all are Gold Brickers. Oh, Sure, they can make ends meet on their own, but they rarely get anywhere on their own beyond mere survival.

That is the only reason most Wimmin get married. To have some Schmuck pay for their crap. If they divorce, they still get cash. And the compulsion to get stuff on sale or free at a store is just part of that Survival Instinct genetically hard wired into them.

This is just another simple thing about Wimmin we all can know.





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