Where is the thread from a few years ago with all the proof about human DNA in house paint?

Never heard this before - do tell...

You mean the 'lead paint is good for you' thread? That's been deleted.

I do remember that! I searched GLP and cannot find it either!

I don't know but Sherwinn Williams does have quite a strange logo with that in mind

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Was this the story where someone was killed in a basement, they tried to paint over the blood?

I believe the woman who did the killing was of some sort of "special needs" and killed a friend or something

If you saw that on TV and the girl painted the room blue, then it would not be the same. She cut the body up with a rented chainsaw

The vats they mix paint in are as large as a swimming pool... With a giant eggbeater in the center that could probably slice through a chevy.

I can say I remember that, and was sickened by it.

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I actually used to work for Sherwin Williams, and I will attest to their red oxide colorant smelling like semen. It was quite unpleasant filling the tint machine every day. Human DNA? Maaaaaaybe...

I collect concert posters and they always smell like semen until I air them out and get them framed.

Like coffee lids smell like vagina? Come on I'm not a genius but a shitload of humans would have to go missing every year to make the amount of paint and posters that exist.

And concert posters? Those being signed with something else other than a pen would easily explain that.

There's human DNA in the water you drink.

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Sarcasm was intended. However, the red colorant really does smell like spunk. Not saying it is. Now as for the coffee lid that smells like vagina, what coffee is this? Gotta get me some of Juan Valdez's puta.

It really does. And a shit load of trucks. I have literally seen two 18 wheelers passing each other everyday. I mean crap - how much paint do they sell? Why no Benjamin Moore trucks? Or Harrison Paint Trucks? Or Behr?

SWP is the largest paint company in the world. You would be amazed with the volume of product sold from one of their little rat hole stores in a week. I'm talking two deliveries of 8 to 12 pallets of paint a week.

You're not going to see Ben Moore trucks, because their paint is shipped via third party carriers, mainly Saia in the south. They do far less volume than SWP who owns their truck fleet.

Valspar and "house" brands are made by one of the larger companies like Sherwin, Muralo and such.
They just slap a different label on it

Why do you people know what semen smells like?

are you fucking retarded or something?