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Why Are Churches Full Of Sick People?

 
Rev Woo-Woo
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Jesus said "I tell you the truth. The person that believes in me will do the same things I have done. Yes! He will do even greater things than I have done." John 14:12

He healed the sick and raised the dead.

The apostles and the early followers all healed the sick.

So why are all the churches today full of sick people?
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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And how many churches did Jesus went into? This church/God misunderstanding is utter stupidity.
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And how many churches did Jesus went into? This church/God misunderstanding is utter stupidity.
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He did go to the Synagogues, but it was usually to admonish the priests there.

The churches today are full of sick people because we're right in the middle of flu season.
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And how many churches did Jesus went into? This church/God misunderstanding is utter stupidity.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


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“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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Jesus said "I tell you the truth. The person that believes in me will do the same things I have done. Yes! He will do even greater things than I have done." John 14:12

He healed the sick and raised the dead.

The apostles and the early followers all healed the sick.

So why are all the churches today full of sick people?
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All broken hearted in one way or another.
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Those hot dish pot lucks held at churches will make anyone sick as a dog.
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And how many churches did Jesus went into? This church/God misunderstanding is utter stupidity.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


He did go to the Synagogues, but it was usually to admonish the priests there.

The churches today are full of sick people because we're right in the middle of flu season.
 Quoting: Sikhed


What does flu season have to do with it? Do you not understand the verse posted in the OP?
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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Yes, churches make people sick!

Don't go there!

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No wonder my spirit refused to let me go into the churches and I'm a Christian..
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Luke 22

"9 And they said unto him, Where wilt thou that we prepare?
10 And he said unto them, Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you, bearing a pitcher of water; follow him into the house where he entereth in.
11 And ye shall say unto the goodman of the house, The Master saith unto thee, Where is the guestchamber, where I shall eat the passover with my disciples?
12 And he shall shew you a large upper room furnished: there make ready."

between Aquarians bearing knowledge to all with ears and the whore bearing fruits to her enslaved to dry tears, they choose to remain shackled to the whore, and that is why the churches are full of the sick unable to find healing given unto habitual tithing for consolation
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Luke 22

"9 And they said unto him, Where wilt thou that we prepare?
10 And he said unto them, Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you, bearing a pitcher of water; follow him into the house where he entereth in.
11 And ye shall say unto the goodman of the house, The Master saith unto thee, Where is the guestchamber, where I shall eat the passover with my disciples?
12 And he shall shew you a large upper room furnished: there make ready."

between Aquarians bearing knowledge to all with ears and the whore bearing fruits to her enslaved to dry tears, they choose to remain shackled to the whore, and that is why the churches are full of the sick unable to find healing given unto habitual tithing for consolation
 Quoting: Deafcat


hf
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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because only sinners need to visit church?
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Those hot dish pot lucks held at churches will make anyone sick as a dog.
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I know, the people who made them weren't approved by the union. The government needs to do something.
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because only sinners need to visit church?
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Then why don't they find healing if the church is truly following Jesus' teachings?
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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They need to adopt the New Jerusalem Calendar
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because only sinners need to visit church?
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Then why don't they find healing if the church is truly following Jesus' teachings?
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because it's just nonsense.
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there is a place in Ireland called Limmerick..It rained so much the poor folk gathered for shelter in the churches.

the most holy city...uhoh
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I'm starting to believe everybody is a little sick in one way or another: head, body, or both
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The Holy Spirit is what allows believers in Christ to heal in the name of Jesus

If the church does not have the Holy Spirit in it, you won't see much

Rev. Woo Woo I expected better threads out of you. You almost never post threads like this with a provocative intent
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Jesus said "I tell you the truth. The person that believes in me will do the same things I have done. Yes! He will do even greater things than I have done." John 14:12

He healed the sick and raised the dead.

The apostles and the early followers all healed the sick.

So why are all the churches today full of sick people?
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Yahoshua or Jesus was the Nazoraion, He came to save not judge. He will save all, he was and is the resurrection, He did not eat dead things. He did not celebrate his brith, he said remember his death... he said eat my flesh and drink my blood which is a vegetarian diet. How close is that to Christianity today? If you repent or change I will heal you, says Jesus the Nazoraion
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Jesus said "I tell you the truth. The person that believes in me will do the same things I have done. Yes! He will do even greater things than I have done." John 14:12

He healed the sick and raised the dead.

The apostles and the early followers all healed the sick.

So why are all the churches today full of sick people?
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Jesus spoke in parables so many will not understand because He didn't want them to.
Since I have seen saints praying who did heal the sick and seen other miracles as well, the only dead I have seen risen to new life are the spiritually dead. Lepers were sinners

He also said Ye will handle serpents. Some people take that literally and play with snakes, but what are "serpents" in the bible? We deal with them daily

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The Holy Spirit is what allows believers in Christ to heal in the name of Jesus

If the church does not have the Holy Spirit in it, you won't see much

Rev. Woo Woo I expected better threads out of you. You almost never post threads like this with a provocative intent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569495


Only provoking people to open their eyes. ;)

And yes, you are right, it is the Holy Spirit.

hf
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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Jesus said "I tell you the truth. The person that believes in me will do the same things I have done. Yes! He will do even greater things than I have done." John 14:12

He healed the sick and raised the dead.

The apostles and the early followers all healed the sick.

So why are all the churches today full of sick people?
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Yahoshua or Jesus was the Nazoraion, He came to save not judge. He will save all, he was and is the resurrection, He did not eat dead things. He did not celebrate his brith, he said remember his death... he said eat my flesh and drink my blood which is a vegetarian diet. How close is that to Christianity today? If you repent or change I will heal you, says Jesus the Nazoraion
 Quoting: NZREva 1648050


jaynod

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“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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lets take a look shall we.

[link to www.insecam.org]

what do the people look like? sick?
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Because allah is the true god
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Because allah is the true god
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no god is the name of the christian deity. allah is not god. derp.
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Because allah is the true god
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no god is the name of the christian deity. allah is not god. derp.
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Infidel. Die. Allah Akhabar!
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Because allah is the true god
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no god is the name of the christian deity. allah is not god. derp.
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Infidel. Die. Allah Akhabar!
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allah said you are infidel.
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Because most of them eat shit, take pharmaceuticals and generally abuse their bodies. Have you ever been to a church picnic?
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And how many churches did Jesus went into? This church/God misunderstanding is utter stupidity.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


He did go to the Synagogues, but it was usually to admonish the priests there.

The churches today are full of sick people because we're right in the middle of flu season.
 Quoting: Sikhed


Because usually the same people who believe in priests and churches believe in doctors and prescription drugs.





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