if you could design your own eternal paradise, I bet it would involve loads and loads of sex

And good drugs.

Orgasm is much better.

Er.......no! sex is very very small beer compared to what's out there.

Nope, sex would result in being banished.

That's true.

In the words of Yogananda, he wishes for us in the after life "ever new bliss."

I'm going with that :)

the lower we go down the middle pillar

brain
eyes
nose
mouth


genitalia

the increase in pleasure.

you are not built any different.

Tons of buttstuff.

what? from where?

My eternal paradise,

Any and all perpetrators would be banished to the outside walls.

why would you make your paradise a place where sex can get one banished?

Being it is eternal, and the spirit is the only eternal part to us, sex isn't needed.

Sex wouldn't be to procreate but only to fulfill lust.

No lust allowed.

Would it have tons of pizza?

but you want your paradise to be a waiting room where you wait for eternity.

or a place where you can have fun and experience pleasure.

???

Paradise means a place where you experience pleasure.

is this a reference to pizza gate?
or we can say pizza and actually mean freaking pizza

I can have tons of fun and pleasure without sex or lust.