This gorgeous girl approached me at the gym

yes now it's time to show her your package

she might hate you actaully

lol!

Tell us your physical stats, and we'll tell you the conspiracy behind this.

OP accidentally posted his Facebook personal fantasy to GLP.

What if he doesn't work for UPS?

Nice story, bro.

No one is at the gym to actually work out. Everyone is there to get laid. If you really only cared about getting in shape you would just work out alone and save the money and spare yourself from all the distractions.

There's only one way to find out. You've got to knock her out.

ask her to accompany you to the bathroom because you need a spoter.

If a girl approaches you it means she never liked you and she never will. She has some other agenda.

Probably a tranny.

:youreafag:

Just ask her if she's getting enough meat in her diet.

Then offer alternative meat supplement.

ha ha

She doesn't. She works for the usps and is just delivering his mail.

200 more reps with the mailbox door OP. Build up that limp wrist before she approaches you again tomorrow.

You are either gay or have mannerisms that make you seem gay. That's why she approached you.

Gays are chick magnets.

should have done this OP


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This movie should have been a documentary.

It is true that ideally the best most efficient way to workout is alone or with a couple of other people who are only there to workout in the privacy of your home or anywhere without a crowd. But not everyone has gym caliber equipment at home. If you have to go to the gym, put on head phones, ignore everyone, do 10 minutes of cardio, 30-40 minutes with free weights/machines, another 20-30 minutes of cardio and leave. Talking to people or noticing people will only waste your time, distract you and if you are anything like me, feel self concious. No reason to be in the gym for more than 1 hour and 15 minutes at a time.

protein shake served through a meat straw... or ask her if she like tube steak.

Nice. Chicks dig confidence tho, so next time you see her, go in for the kiss. Not a long frencher but just grab her by the waist, pull her in, plant a quick on the lips, flash her a big smile and walk away with confidence like it happens every day. Trust me, she WILL be turned on and left wanting more!

Grab her pussy if you are unsure whether she likes you or not.

she was waiting for you to grab her by the pussy. you missed out. she might think you're gay now.

Only one way to find out OP!

Ruffy to the rescue

This big ol tubby girl at the Fat Factory kept
staring at me while eating a twinkie in a very oral fixated manner....
do you think I should approach her?

she wouldn't stare at you unless that's what she wanted.

It means she wants to use the elliptical.