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My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED

 
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My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
I said well obviously, he started to cry and I said only little pussy retards cry and no son of mine is a pussy retard......I then dreamed saying you want me to continue being your dad or have your ass put in an orphanage......he said he wanted me to be his dad....so I said suck it up and stop being a pussy crying retard....for fuk sake he is 11yrs old wtf.....well he stopped crying and got his work done and correctly so my parenting style for the win.....he is not gonna be a pussy ass wimpy tard like y'all skis and will be able to whip your kids ass anywhere and bang their girls cuz I am teaching him how to be a stud also......


Just wanted to share my success story
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
I think that is how serial killers get made..
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
Don't wait by the mailbox for your Father's Day card...
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
Good for you......Just make sure you give em some attaboys for his compliance and dont complain when he stabs you in your sleep or shoots you with your own gunchuckle.

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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
Well, that's one way to raise an asshole. At least he won't be an SJW asshole.
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
Good for you......Just make sure you give em some attaboys for his compliance.
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Serial Killers??? Father's Day Cards....????

Nope...

Tough love is hard to do...

Kids are not your friends now days..not everyone actually gets a real trophy...that school/parenting stuff did not work.

Hillary actually thought she deserved the presidency...

Obama is TV propagandizing a legacy PR blitz...for whom?

Himself..me, myself and I was what he was about--and he did it with absolute cleverness and likability.

New paradigm now. Time to toughen up and get ready for some real life changing purging in our major cities. Its going to look brutal...

Love Prada Movie star Streep, but she is listening to her inner liberal circle of sycophants.

I for one have had enough.

Molly coddling idiot notions of media spun lies is over.

Time to clean up aisle three...USA.

Could care less about foriegn policy anymore...Trade deficits need to be addressed.

Mexico is in complete disarray as of yesterday...raised gas and food and the normally "roll over and take it" Mexicans are looting and violent. New World Folks.

BTW...no mention in the MSM.????
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Way to shove a square peg through a round hole...
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
And this is why blacks should not be allowed to mate.
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
I said well obviously, he started to cry and I said only little pussy retards cry and no son of mine is a pussy retard......I then dreamed saying you want me to continue being your dad or have your ass put in an orphanage......he said he wanted me to be his dad....so I said suck it up and stop being a pussy crying retard....for fuk sake he is 11yrs old wtf.....well he stopped crying and got his work done and correctly so my parenting style for the win.....he is not gonna be a pussy ass wimpy tard like y'all skis and will be able to whip your kids ass anywhere and bang their girls cuz I am teaching him how to be a stud also......


Just wanted to share my success story
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gaythread2

Wait until he is old enough to stumble upon this "signed" post and find all of the other shit you post.
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
No he just didn't want to do his homework. Point blank.
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
I said well obviously, he started to cry and I said only little pussy retards cry and no son of mine is a pussy retard......I then dreamed saying you want me to continue being your dad or have your ass put in an orphanage......he said he wanted me to be his dad....so I said suck it up and stop being a pussy crying retard....for fuk sake he is 11yrs old wtf.....well he stopped crying and got his work done and correctly so my parenting style for the win.....he is not gonna be a pussy ass wimpy tard like y'all skis and will be able to whip your kids ass anywhere and bang their girls cuz I am teaching him how to be a stud also......


Just wanted to share my success story
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You are a piece of shit and your parenting style is horrific.
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
I said well obviously, he started to cry and I said only little pussy retards cry and no son of mine is a pussy retard......I then dreamed saying you want me to continue being your dad or have your ass put in an orphanage......he said he wanted me to be his dad....so I said suck it up and stop being a pussy crying retard....for fuk sake he is 11yrs old wtf.....well he stopped crying and got his work done and correctly so my parenting style for the win.....he is not gonna be a pussy ass wimpy tard like y'all skis and will be able to whip your kids ass anywhere and bang their girls cuz I am teaching him how to be a stud also......


Just wanted to share my success story
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You are a piece of shit and your parenting style is horrific.
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


Yeah well whe tshtf your pain say ass child be knocking on our door and we will feed him a vase full of buck shot,,,,,be merciful...



He got the work doe , respects me and I told him good job afterwards and offers to ,y my woman suck his sick if we wanted to I support good behavior...u are all just bunch of pansies..
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
I said well obviously, he started to cry and I said only little pussy retards cry and no son of mine is a pussy retard......I then dreamed saying you want me to continue being your dad or have your ass put in an orphanage......he said he wanted me to be his dad....so I said suck it up and stop being a pussy crying retard....for fuk sake he is 11yrs old wtf.....well he stopped crying and got his work done and correctly so my parenting style for the win.....he is not gonna be a pussy ass wimpy tard like y'all skis and will be able to whip your kids ass anywhere and bang their girls cuz I am teaching him how to be a stud also......


Just wanted to share my success story
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Yeah sure...and your son is 11...smh...with your retard parenting, I am quite sure he will try to bang girls, right before cops arrest him for rape...
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01/09/2017 11:18 PM
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
Well, it's either that or burlap sacks and swat stick type encouragement.

I see you took the easy way...
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01/09/2017 11:22 PM
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
Congratulations you jerk-off ! You win worst father of the year!
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
Wow.

I bet when he becomes a teenager he will be rebellious and get into drugs, because he will hate his father.

You might be fucking up your kid.
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Re: My son just asked me if he was retarded at math...my response was epic and WORKED
I said well obviously, he started to cry and I said only little pussy retards cry and no son of mine is a pussy retard......I then dreamed saying you want me to continue being your dad or have your ass put in an orphanage......he said he wanted me to be his dad....so I said suck it up and stop being a pussy crying retard....for fuk sake he is 11yrs old wtf.....well he stopped crying and got his work done and correctly so my parenting style for the win.....he is not gonna be a pussy ass wimpy tard like y'all skis and will be able to whip your kids ass anywhere and bang their girls cuz I am teaching him how to be a stud also......


Just wanted to share my success story
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Good luck with that.


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