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Where Is Sasha Obama At The Farewell Address? The Internet Is Wondering

 
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1) In rehab
2) Being punished with a baby
3) Repossessed by Epstein Child Rentals
4) Marrying Chaz Bono
5) All of the above

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Read on Twitter she has a report due tomorrow as school is going.. I can kind of buy that, butt....

Her dad is the pres and his final speech? She can't get a delay to see her dads speech?

Isn't this the girl that had pictures of her smoking pot? Maybe she's in the rehab?
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She's finishing her report the night before its due, when she knew her dad's Presidential final address was scheduled? Nope. Not buying it even a little bit.
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Didn't want her acting out in front of audience
Knows too much ?
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Read on Twitter she has a report due tomorrow as school is going.. I can kind of buy that, butt....

Her dad is the pres and his final speech? She can't get a delay to see her dads speech?

Isn't this the girl that had pictures of her smoking pot? Maybe she's in the rehab?
 Quoting: TheToolMan




She's finishing her report the night before its due, when she knew her dad's Presidential final address was scheduled? Nope. Not buying it even a little bit.
 Quoting: duFontaine.


so what. same way i got thru high school. like u said. her assignment was due. go girl A-plus. honor roll, ya.
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Too embarassed?

I feel bad for the kids tbh.
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C'mon guys!

I was gonna make a joke too, but not as foul as some have been here.

She's 15.
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Too embarassed?

I feel bad for the kids tbh.
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hello sahsa is not barack. leave her alone.
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Gonna have to side with the kid too. Yall give her a break.
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1) In rehab
2) Being punished with a baby
3) Repossessed by Epstein Child Rentals
4) Marrying Chaz Bono
5) All of the above

ohappy
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try not to be a dick. ok. try it once. maybe you'll be funny again.
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There was a time he was funny?
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Gonna have to side with the kid too. Yall give her a break.
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Romper.com? Really? That's where we get our news from now?
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It's the black remake of:



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At the pizza parlor.
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She is return to family she was rented from "be kind rewind"
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STORY DEVELOPING...

[link to www.romper.com (secure)]

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Romper.com? Really? That's where we get our news from now?
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What you want homo pedo zionist CIA headline news aka CNN?
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Didn't want her acting out in front of audience
Knows too much ?
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Barry aka Muslim Barrack is now
'Barrlyn' and will be getting a new reality show with his Buddie John Podesta Barrlyns Pizza Parlor on E Online channel 5a barryln lol! 5a afro
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Taking it up her arse somewhere, more than likely.
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Wow...
She's only 15!
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Thats probably why he said the arse!5a
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1) In rehab
2) Being punished with a baby
3) Repossessed by Epstein Child Rentals
4) Marrying Chaz Bono
5) All of the above

ohappy
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try not to be a dick. ok. try it once. maybe you'll be funny again.
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There was a time he was funny?
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8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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She's with her real dad Jamie foxx
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Delivering Pizzas. Waiting for Big Mike and Lady O to join her for the after party.
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She's a child. Sick that some of you joke about stuff like this. B and Michelle, fine, but a kid? Get a grip.
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bump
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Barry aka Muslim Barrack is now
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Delivering Pizzas. Waiting for Big Mike and Lady O to join her for the after party.
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She's a child. Sick that some of you joke about stuff like this. B and Michelle, fine, but a kid? Get a grip.
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STORY DEVELOPING...

[link to www.romper.com (secure)]

Was she teleport-ed too soon??

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PLEASE BE NICE GUYS!!!!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Shasha? That's a Rooski name. Obama must be a Russian operative.
Funny how 'social security' has a shortfall...but never WELFARE!

Gimme a break.

Somehow, we can always afford ALL types of welfare (even for millions of illegal immigrants!), plus billions in foreign aid to nations that hate us...BUT...social security is a "problem".

Nah, the problem is the goobermint...Unknown AC.


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They sent her back to the orphanage. Apparently there was a disagreement with the contact.
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Delivering Pizzas. Waiting for Big Mike and Lady O to join her for the after party.
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Delivering Pizzas. Waiting for Big Mike and Lady O to join her for the after party.
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She probably got rented out by Jay Z for the Night anger
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Although her older sister has already graduated high school and is currently on a gap year before heading to Harvard in the fall, Sasha is still attending high school in Washington, according to NBC News, and it's possible that she had to stay in town (although you'd think "my dad is giving his farewell presidential address would be a pretty good excuse for skipping class).

[link to www.romper.com (secure)]
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Maybe she thinks that he's a dick too? 1dunno1
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Delivering Pizzas. Waiting for Big Mike and Lady O to join her for the after party.
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She probably got rented out by Jay Z for the Night anger
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#pizzagate in the whitehouse ogrrr
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Visitation with her real parents?
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