The little sayings list

We're you raised in a barn
When the cows come home
When pigs fly
Wolf in sheep's clothing
Step in shit come up smelling like roses

phuck you and the horse you rode it on.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

If you are gonna be dumb then ya gotta be tough

- Ward Corollary: Generally your wallet will take your ass whippin for ya

What is six for one can be a half dozen to another.

You'll poke your eye out if your not careful.

Broker than a bent dick dog.

Red on the head like a dick on a dog.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Up with the chickens.

Either:
You think you can
OR
You think you cant


Most likely outcome is: you will be correct

Love this one! What a great thread idea!

Thank you! \ ^^ /



All for one and one for all!!

The pen is still mightier

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

as useful as a sack of busted assholes.

There are way too many of those....

If in doubt

You have already stumbled

If at first you don't succeed
Ain't a sin to get em' it's a sin to keep em'
Pretty is as pretty does
Ugly is to the bone
Too soon old to late smart

When it rains it pours

When in doubt, hook it out!

There is always something to give up to get everything you want.

Up shit Creek without a paddle

If I don't aim...
No one can say I missed.

- me

Last Edited by CurbSide on 01/30/2017 11:24 AM

First things first

From within but without

IS >

From without but within

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Dindoo see dindoo foo

A man with NO honor can be counted on at any time to be just that

You look like hammered wolf pussy

WAIT ! I GOT THIS , HOLD MY BEER !

I'd rather hear a fat girl fart than a pretty girl sing.

(An old coot I once knew used to say that.)

Recently seen in Taos coffee joint:

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell.
Spirituality is for people who have been there.

Awesome!

If I had a dollar everytime...

liquor in the front poker in the rear