Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop... | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 60639538 United States 01/17/2017 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When they put me in max they already had a spook (govt agent) right next to me...The day b4 I was scheduled 2b released he tried to goad me into beating up a cripple for $10,000. Of course I didn't fall for it... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51401 You just got caught shill! Two different user IDs and the same BS! |
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Denizen User ID: 71118737 United States 01/17/2017 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hear Soros groups will pay you $2,500 USD if you head down to DC to fight in the rebellion. Welcome to the Deplorable States of TRUMP. Papers please? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Death to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Death to Iran Death to Kim Jong-un - Death to Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blab gobble doodle blurb! Fucking obnoxious cretin. What shit hole country did you shit hole people crawl out of? |
OP User ID: 51401 Canada 01/17/2017 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When it comes to cops "physical altercation" is a broad term. You could have tripped and bumped into to him or puked in his shoes and he wrote it up that way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71170200 No. This is what I heard in court: The burger king people called the cops on me because I appeared extremely intoxicated (I had a big (double) bottle of vodka in there (in a transparent bag) & kept going outside to swig it...) I left b4 the cops got there, but they caught up w/ me & told me I need to go to detox - I said, I'm not going anywhere, & said, Don't touch me! & kept walking...The cop asked me to sit in the back of his squad car but I refused, at which point he told me I was under arrest - - - - - - but when he tried to cuff me he could'nt & we both fell to the floor where I "tassled" w/ him...(yeah, even the judge was like, did u just say "tassled"? Yes, sir.) I woke up in a jail cell w/ a throbbing black eye & my temple burning/bruised (probably ended up slamming my head into the frozen pavement...) Anyway, they only charged me w/ a (petty) misdeameanor when they easily could have charged me w/ a felony - even the jail guard couldnt believe it - "You only got charged w/ resisting!?!?!?" |
OP User ID: 51401 Canada 01/17/2017 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When they put me in max they already had a spook (govt agent) right next to me...The day b4 I was scheduled 2b released he tried to goad me into beating up a cripple for $10,000. Of course I didn't fall for it... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51401 You just got caught shill! Two different user IDs and the same BS! Look up 'proxy', dummy! I'm actually in the U.S. |
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GLP Effect User ID: 28533111 United States 01/17/2017 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stay away from the heavy drinking. Nothing good comes from it. Pray this prayer to blind Satan: [link to flameoflove.us (secure)] |
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OP User ID: 51401 Canada 01/17/2017 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Only vodka has this effect on me...(I can drink whiskey...or anything else w/ no prob...) A bartender once told me vodka has this effect on some people - we can drink anything & be fine, but if we drink vodka - once in a while we go berserk - challenging anybody to a fight - last year I challenged 2 cops (w/ guns) to fight me...they walked away from me... And, yeah, I bought a big bottle last nite (half-finished) its so fukkin cheap ($7.99 for 1.5 liters!)! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 51401 Canada 01/17/2017 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you ever find yourself in a similar situation a friend taught me something that works in any cop situation. He was stumbling drunk and pulled over for a dui. He shit his pants all diharrea style getting out. Cops told him they would follow him home and no ticket. They dont want that in their patrol cars if its early in the shift. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73796544 I did that once - didn't work - they just told me to sit on my coat... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73796544 United States 01/17/2017 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you ever find yourself in a similar situation a friend taught me something that works in any cop situation. He was stumbling drunk and pulled over for a dui. He shit his pants all diharrea style getting out. Cops told him they would follow him home and no ticket. They dont want that in their patrol cars if its early in the shift. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73796544 I did that once - didn't work - they just told me to sit on my coat... Varies by mood and municipality i guess |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51401 Canada 01/17/2017 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really dont understand it myself - because it is only vodka specifically that does it - & not every time! I've heard the term "he's got his vodka balls on!" (itching to fight & thinking he can take on the world...) I've never reAlly gotten in trouble b4 this - this is the first time I (went somewhere & ) woke up in a jail cell... How about you? What the craziest thing u've done tripping on vodka? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 51401 Canada 01/17/2017 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Drinking is a matter of survival for me - I'm where it gets -25 overnite, -50 w/ wind chills - I sleep in an unheated "unit" & the liquor keeps me warm. Normally I avoid vodka but its the cheapest thing in the store & I can't afford to spend more...So you're wrong - something good {i]does come from it! |
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