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Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...

 
fisty mcFightey
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Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
I got in a physical fight fight w/ a cop 9 days ago...don't remember a damn thing - was fukked up on vodka - vodka has a unique ability to turn certain pople totally crazy - I'm 1 of those people...went to burger king, woke up in a jail cell - only found out in court I got in2 a physical confrontation w/ a cop...(should I elaborate?) anyway...they released me...it'll only cost me $300...
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
When they put me in max they already had a spook (govt agent) right next to me...The day b4 I was scheduled 2b released he tried to goad me into beating up a cripple for $10,000. Of course I didn't fall for it...
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When it comes to cops "physical altercation" is a broad term. You could have tripped and bumped into to him or puked in his shoes and he wrote it up that way.
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When they put me in max they already had a spook (govt agent) right next to me...The day b4 I was scheduled 2b released he tried to goad me into beating up a cripple for $10,000. Of course I didn't fall for it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51401


You just got caught shill! Two different user IDs and the same BS!
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I hear Soros groups will pay you $2,500 USD if you head down to DC to fight in the rebellion.
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
When it comes to cops "physical altercation" is a broad term. You could have tripped and bumped into to him or puked in his shoes and he wrote it up that way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71170200


No. This is what I heard in court: The burger king people called the cops on me because I appeared extremely intoxicated (I had a big (double) bottle of vodka in there (in a transparent bag) & kept going outside to swig it...)
I left b4 the cops got there, but they caught up w/ me & told me I need to go to detox - I said, I'm not going anywhere, & said, Don't touch me! & kept walking...The cop asked me to sit in the back of his squad car but I refused, at which point he told me I was under arrest - - - - - - but when he tried to cuff me he could'nt & we both fell to the floor where I "tassled" w/ him...(yeah, even the judge was like, did u just say "tassled"? Yes, sir.) I woke up in a jail cell w/ a throbbing black eye & my temple burning/bruised (probably ended up slamming my head into the frozen pavement...)

Anyway, they only charged me w/ a (petty) misdeameanor when they easily could have charged me w/ a felony - even the jail guard couldnt believe it - "You only got charged w/ resisting!?!?!?"
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When they put me in max they already had a spook (govt agent) right next to me...The day b4 I was scheduled 2b released he tried to goad me into beating up a cripple for $10,000. Of course I didn't fall for it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51401


You just got caught shill! Two different user IDs and the same BS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60639538


Look up 'proxy', dummy!

I'm actually in the U.S.
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I hear Soros groups will pay you $2,500 USD if you head down to DC to fight in the rebellion.
 Quoting: Denizen


I'm not gonna sell out (for a fistful of $) & go along w/ what I am diametrically opposed to... (Besides, its all just a show for the stupid masses...)
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That's kinda funny but it really is true! :)
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
I'm contemplating going back to BK - I think I left my jacket there - but feel like that may be tempting fate - after I skated like that - no felony, no probation, just a $300 fine...(besides, its a cheapo from walmart ($20) I bought 7-10 yrs ago...)
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dafuk

pics or it didn't happen.
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01/17/2017 05:04 PM
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well done
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Stay away from the heavy drinking. Nothing good comes from it.
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01/17/2017 05:10 PM
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If you ever find yourself in a similar situation a friend taught me something that works in any cop situation. He was stumbling drunk and pulled over for a dui. He shit his pants all diharrea style getting out. Cops told him they would follow him home and no ticket. They dont want that in their patrol cars if its early in the shift.
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Stay away from the heavy drinking. Nothing good comes from it.
 Quoting: GLP Effect


Only vodka has this effect on me...(I can drink whiskey...or anything else w/ no prob...) A bartender once told me vodka has this effect on some people - we can drink anything & be fine, but if we drink vodka - once in a while we go berserk - challenging anybody to a fight - last year I challenged 2 cops (w/ guns) to fight me...they walked away from me...

And, yeah, I bought a big bottle last nite (half-finished) its so fukkin cheap ($7.99 for 1.5 liters!)!
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Pls elaborate. Vodka turns me psycho.
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01/17/2017 05:19 PM
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
If you ever find yourself in a similar situation a friend taught me something that works in any cop situation. He was stumbling drunk and pulled over for a dui. He shit his pants all diharrea style getting out. Cops told him they would follow him home and no ticket. They dont want that in their patrol cars if its early in the shift.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73796544


I did that once - didn't work - they just told me to sit on my coat...
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01/17/2017 05:22 PM
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Keep on drinking, you'll end up dead or in prison.


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01/17/2017 05:24 PM
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
If you ever find yourself in a similar situation a friend taught me something that works in any cop situation. He was stumbling drunk and pulled over for a dui. He shit his pants all diharrea style getting out. Cops told him they would follow him home and no ticket. They dont want that in their patrol cars if its early in the shift.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73796544


I did that once - didn't work - they just told me to sit on my coat...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51401


Varies by mood and municipality i guess
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01/17/2017 05:31 PM
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
Pls elaborate. Vodka turns me psycho.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73783686


I really dont understand it myself - because it is only vodka specifically that does it - & not every time! I've heard the term "he's got his vodka balls on!" (itching to fight & thinking he can take on the world...)

I've never reAlly gotten in trouble b4 this - this is the first time I (went somewhere & ) woke up in a jail cell...

How about you? What the craziest thing u've done tripping on vodka?
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01/17/2017 05:37 PM
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Keep on drinking, you'll end up dead or in prison.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73795854


You'll end up dead regardless of what you do, dummy! At least I'll have more fun than you while alive!
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
Stay away from the heavy drinking. Nothing good comes from it.
 Quoting: GLP Effect


Drinking is a matter of survival for me - I'm where it gets -25 overnite, -50 w/ wind chills - I sleep in an unheated "unit" & the liquor keeps me warm. Normally I avoid vodka but its the cheapest thing in the store & I can't afford to spend more...So you're wrong - something good {i]does come from it!
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01/17/2017 05:46 PM
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well done
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73796267


thanks. I think the cops let me slide because I challenged them to a fight - mano-i-mano & they love a good fight but aren't really allowed to (throw punches) but w/ me they knew they could...
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01/17/2017 05:50 PM
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:dafuk:

pics or it didn't happen.
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The biggest badass in the world doesn't take orders from some low-level nagger-worshiping loser wannabe.
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01/17/2017 06:02 PM
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
OP, are you an Indian from Winnipeg because you sure sound like one.
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01/17/2017 06:08 PM
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
OP, are you an Indian from Winnipeg because you sure sound like one.
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No, I'm an Aryan from ND.

Why, do you know an indian who gets vodka-drunk & picks fights w/ cops?
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Re: Got in a (physical) fight w/ a cop...
In jail I convinced (after he challenged me to) a govt shill 9/11 was an inside job - he completely switched over! LOL! It was epic! (took me about 5 mins...:)





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