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LTHN. User ID: 73443493 Canada 01/20/2017 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream!" "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
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Bizarre Verewolf (OP) User ID: 73806572 United States 01/21/2017 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. Quoting: LTHN. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream!" Why did Obama cross the road? Because his dick was stuck up the chickens ass Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71338524 ~Deplorable Doom Husky~ DO NOT blame me for the actions of others :Bvglasses: Sharing is Caring! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73771330 United States 01/23/2017 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | your suppose to say, wana hear a joke? and say womens rights, then you laugh, its a non australian thing i guess sorry - us aussies just don't get the whole joke thing . dont worry at least ur not like the germans |
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