Why the fuck do chefs leave shells on Prawns/Shrimp?

because you're eating at a scrub joint

chef? more like gas pumper

You're a lazy cunt

Next time, order the shelled pistachio appetizer, that way by the time you get to the shrimps, you'll have the technique down pat.

Nope not a "scrub joint". I was at Frankie & Bennys, had a prawn cocktail and a pasta dish

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All the tasty bits and delicious prawn flavors are from the shell.

It was a prawn cocktail not a fucking gumbo.

so you got ripped off on the bill too

awesome!

What?

I only spent about £23

Its not a vein, its the intestines and colon.

Its a vein!

because you are a douche nozzle

Eating anything that has a shell home and lives under water sounds gross.

You sound like a pussy, seafood is awesome!

I just had a look at your karma page, dickbreath.

Most of GLP hates you worse than I do, and I'd take pleasure in watching you overdose.

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No 46 in bad karma rank. lol

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Last Edited by Morphine Junkie on 01/21/2017 09:17 PM

Real chefs roast the shells and make stock after having the dishwasher or prep cook clean them

So its intestines?

because some customers from other planets eat the shells too

Moisture you lazy cunt

Because somebody has to do it. The fish packing plant is not going to pay somebody to do it. They make the restaurant that buys it do the job. And the restaurant is not going to pay the chef to do it either.

So they kick it down the line to you, and you pay them to do it. Isn't that the way you would do it? Make some stupid motherfucker pay you top dollar to do your work for you?

Makes sense I guess.

The story doesn't add up on any level

You're mixing alcohol with morphine? Hope the health services cut you off for being a junkie

Then it is, your protests to the contrary, a low rent proposition.

You didn't have a "chef", you goof, you had a cook. And that might be a generous characterization.

Your obviously scamming the system

I dont drink alcohol.

Shrimp cocktails generally have the tails on to use as a handle then you throw them away after eating the shrimp but should be de veined and de shelled on the rest of the shrimp.

You're used to sucking on things with veins! Right buttfucker?