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Why would evolution do this?

 
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Why would evolution do this?
A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
God did it for the LOLZ
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They thought it was a good idea
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
God did it for the LOLZ
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Same god that put the female's birth canal next to an asshole. We get no respect coming or going.
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Uncle Fuck Stick and Artemis Rand play a similar game on their "date nights".
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
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Species don't decide to evolve.

Better question. Why would a so-called "intelligent" designer do it?
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A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56048576


Species don't decide to evolve.

Better question. Why would a so-called "intelligent" designer do it?
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It is funny to see how you easily recognize precision, form and function yet you are too thickheaded to accept the possibility it was all designed with all the pros and cons included.

You know very well everything is the way it is. It has meaning, function, properties and purpose.

You simply praise the miracles of the unknown creative forces of evolution based on a random chance mechanism that can't be tested or replicated by any scientific method.

Please tell us, what does decide a species evolution.
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A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56048576


Species don't decide to evolve.

Better question. Why would a so-called "intelligent" designer do it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925


It is funny to see how you easily recognize precision, form and function yet you are too thickheaded to accept the possibility it was all designed with all the pros and cons included.

You know very well everything is the way it is. It has meaning, function, properties and purpose.

You simply praise the miracles of the unknown creative forces of evolution based on a random chance mechanism that can't be tested or replicated by any scientific method.

Please tell us, what does decide a species evolution.
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Circumstance.

What defines your god out of the many thousands of imagined deities?
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A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56048576


Species don't decide to evolve.

Better question. Why would a so-called "intelligent" designer do it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925


It is funny to see how you easily recognize precision, form and function yet you are too thickheaded to accept the possibility it was all designed with all the pros and cons included.

You know very well everything is the way it is. It has meaning, function, properties and purpose.

You simply praise the miracles of the unknown creative forces of evolution based on a random chance mechanism that can't be tested or replicated by any scientific method.

Please tell us, what does decide a species evolution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73269883
Circumstance.

What defines your god out of the many thousands of imagined deities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925


all those deities are the same, and its chaos and order, our minds work the same way, its pretty observable
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56048576


Species don't decide to evolve.

Better question. Why would a so-called "intelligent" designer do it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925


It is funny to see how you easily recognize precision, form and function yet you are too thickheaded to accept the possibility it was all designed with all the pros and cons included.

You know very well everything is the way it is. It has meaning, function, properties and purpose.

You simply praise the miracles of the unknown creative forces of evolution based on a random chance mechanism that can't be tested or replicated by any scientific method.

Please tell us, what does decide a species evolution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73269883
Circumstance.

What defines your god out of the many thousands of imagined deities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925



Hitchins baked a cake.
Dawkins baked a cake.
Your mother baked a cake.
My mother baked a cake.

Intelligence baked a cake.

Cakes do not bake themselves.
Billions of years do not bake cakes.
The environment does not bake cakes.
Circumstances do not bake cakes.

Intelligence bakes cakes.

As Canada stated, they (all the gods you wish) are all clearly pointing to one creator or designer. Obvious is obvious. Logic is logical.

So please, share, which circumstances decide the evolution of a species. Please tell me how a human could ever evolve sonar, flight or nightvision. I'm all ears mate.
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And just what does this have got to do with President Trump? Please stick to things that really matter and stop spamming the front page with irrelevant stuff like this.
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
A tornado went through a junkyard and assembled a 747.

Why didn't the tornado put the engines on the tail? Why are they on the wings?
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
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If you add water to urine is it still urine?
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
If humans evolved into a better, more hearty version based on survival needs...

Why did we lose our suppposed ancestors thick hair coat? It's the only protection we would have from the elements.

Why did we evolve into screaming Mimi's every time we see a spider or beetle bug?

Why did we evolve into a species whose young depends on its mother a decade longer than the ape species?
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Species don't decide to evolve.

Better question. Why would a so-called "intelligent" designer do it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925


It is funny to see how you easily recognize precision, form and function yet you are too thickheaded to accept the possibility it was all designed with all the pros and cons included.

You know very well everything is the way it is. It has meaning, function, properties and purpose.

You simply praise the miracles of the unknown creative forces of evolution based on a random chance mechanism that can't be tested or replicated by any scientific method.

Please tell us, what does decide a species evolution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73269883
Circumstance.

What defines your god out of the many thousands of imagined deities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925



Hitchins baked a cake.
Dawkins baked a cake.
Your mother baked a cake.
My mother baked a cake.

Intelligence baked a cake.

Cakes do not bake themselves.
Billions of years do not bake cakes.
The environment does not bake cakes.
Circumstances do not bake cakes.

Intelligence bakes cakes.

As Canada stated, they (all the gods you wish) are all clearly pointing to one creator or designer. Obvious is obvious. Logic is logical.

So please, share, which circumstances decide the evolution of a species. Please tell me how a human could ever evolve sonar, flight or nightvision. I'm all ears mate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73269883


Bats and birds did all of that long before humans copied them.
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
A tornado went through a junkyard and assembled a 747.

Why didn't the tornado put the engines on the tail? Why are they on the wings?
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Because that never happened. It is just another feverish attempt by creationists to shore up their superstitions.
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Hitchins baked a cake.
Dawkins baked a cake.
Your mother baked a cake.
My mother baked a cake.

Intelligence baked a cake.

Cakes do not bake themselves.
Billions of years do not bake cakes.
The environment does not bake cakes.
Circumstances do not bake cakes.

Intelligence bakes cakes.

As Canada stated, they (all the gods you wish) are all clearly pointing to one creator or designer. Obvious is obvious. Logic is logical.

So please, share, which circumstances decide the evolution of a species. Please tell me how a human could ever evolve sonar, flight or nightvision. I'm all ears mate.


Damn, I fugged up the quote trying to avoid a great wall of text.

Neither can be proven or disproved. If you think you can do either, there's a $5 million reward waiting for you.

Last Edited by UnipartySchmuck on 02/01/2017 11:35 AM
There's a 95% chance you are a candy ass uniparty tory.
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Lobster boy has this problem too.

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Fucking obnoxious cretin.
What shit hole country did you shit hole people crawl out of?
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
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if that's true I've learned too much for one night.
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 Quoting: My life for you

Hitchins baked a cake.
Dawkins baked a cake.
Your mother baked a cake.
My mother baked a cake.

Intelligence baked a cake.

Cakes do not bake themselves.
Billions of years do not bake cakes.
The environment does not bake cakes.
Circumstances do not bake cakes.

Intelligence bakes cakes.

As Canada stated, they (all the gods you wish) are all clearly pointing to one creator or designer. Obvious is obvious. Logic is logical.

So please, share, which circumstances decide the evolution of a species. Please tell me how a human could ever evolve sonar, flight or nightvision. I'm all ears mate.


Damn, I fugged up the quote trying to avoid a great wall of text.

Neither can be proven or disproved. If you think you can do either, there's a $5 million reward waiting for you.


That is very true. I can not do this.

I cannot prove or disprove an unexisting process.
I cannot prove or disprove an unexisting being.

It is only my opinion based on common sense.

Still would put my bet on creation over selfcreation or some other magics and miracles. hf
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If evolution is true then how did consciousness evolve?

You either are aware of reality or you're not. Nothing in between.

Can you become gradually aware? Who's the 'you' that's aware?

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If evolution is true then how did consciousness evolve?

You either are aware of reality or you're not. Nothing in between.

Can you become gradually aware? Who's the 'you' that's aware?
 Quoting: Petrus


Oh great. The soul malarkey. Fine, please provide your best evidence of a soul/consciousness/whatever which exists without any physical brain.

And plenty of other animals are self aware. Humankind does not have an exclusive lock on it.
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
What do you think happens at least some of the time when a guy is given a bj? Also fruit is basically tree genitals.
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 Quoting: My life for you

Hitchins baked a cake.
Dawkins baked a cake.
Your mother baked a cake.
My mother baked a cake.

Intelligence baked a cake.

Cakes do not bake themselves.
Billions of years do not bake cakes.
The environment does not bake cakes.
Circumstances do not bake cakes.

Intelligence bakes cakes.

As Canada stated, they (all the gods you wish) are all clearly pointing to one creator or designer. Obvious is obvious. Logic is logical.

So please, share, which circumstances decide the evolution of a species. Please tell me how a human could ever evolve sonar, flight or nightvision. I'm all ears mate.


Damn, I fugged up the quote trying to avoid a great wall of text.

Neither can be proven or disproved. If you think you can do either, there's a $5 million reward waiting for you.




The modern women does't bake shit. That's why you call dudes "mate".

People who smoke weed in the woods at night could develop sonar and night vision, but that would take balls to walk in the dark with coyotes hallowing.


Not really, I chase coyotes whenever I see them. They seem like a cool pet.
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If evolution is true then how did consciousness evolve?

You either are aware of reality or you're not. Nothing in between.

Can you become gradually aware? Who's the 'you' that's aware?
 Quoting: Petrus


Oh great. The soul malarkey. Fine, please provide your best evidence of a soul/consciousness/whatever which exists without any physical brain.

And plenty of other animals are self aware. Humankind does not have an exclusive lock on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925


Your selective criticism and skepticism is admirable.
Do you ever apply them to your own beliefs or only towards others that do not share your fairytales?
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The environment does not bake cakes.

Intelligence bakes cakes.
 Quoting: My life for you


Intelligent environments bakes cakes.

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Re: Why would evolution do this?
"Lobsters have two urinary bladders, located on either side of the head. Lobsters use scents to communicate what and where they are, and those scents are in the urine. They project long plumes of urine 1–2 meters (3 ft 3 in–6 ft 7 in) in front of them, and do so when they detect a rival or a potential mate in the area" Tristram D. Wyatt (2003). "Sex pheromones: finding and choosing mates". on page 44

 
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If evolution is true then how did consciousness evolve?

You either are aware of reality or you're not. Nothing in between.

Can you become gradually aware? Who's the 'you' that's aware?
 Quoting: Petrus


Oh great. The soul malarkey. Fine, please provide your best evidence of a soul/consciousness/whatever which exists without any physical brain.

And plenty of other animals are self aware. Humankind does not have an exclusive lock on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281925


Your selective criticism and skepticism is admirable.
Do you ever apply them to your own beliefs or only towards others that do not share your fairytales?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73269883


I accept that for which sufficient, reliable and repeatable evidence is offered. So far, no such evidence for any soul exists.
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Re: Why would evolution do this?
A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

So a species decided to move a bladder in its head? And it happened to only specie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56048576


If you add water to urine is it still urine?
 Quoting: AquaBrat

lmao





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